You know your a beardie slave when…

[Momswims1]

Tee Hee! I love it. Black Friday shopping for your beardie. Now that is true love. I am spending my Thanksgiving moving my smallest beardie to a larger viv because she has gone from 4.5 inches in July to 12.5 inches now. She eats like a machine.

 

[emilybortz]

....when you'll happily stumble around a dark room looking for things so you don't have to turn on the light and face the stink-eye
....when you know the calciumhosphorus ratio of most vegetables and fruits
....when you go 20 minutes out of your way to the farmers market for organic veggies

 

[snazzyglasses]

You know your a beardie slave when you go black friday shopping for your beardie!

And/or Cyber Monday shopping for your beardie too!

 

[Melody12]

When you wake your beardie up from her sleep and you take her out for some snuggle time, she falls asleep again.

 

[CiaraAlexisOnFire]

When you have your beardie on your shoulder, you're starving, but don't want to open the fridge because you don't want your beardie to feel the cold air.

anyone else do this? hehe.

 

[Dreamwritten]

...you have your very first baby, and wake up several times per night because you want to check on him! <3

 

[DragonZillaKing]

(CiaraAlexisOnFire wrote, When you have your beardie on your shoulder, you're starving, but don't want to open the fridge because you don't want your beardie to feel the cold air.

anyone else do this? hehe.)


Hah, I do that to. I solved that by putting my beardie under my shirt at the shoulder part when I open the fridge.

 

[Melody12]

When you have your beardie on your shoulder, you're starving, but don't want to open the fridge because you don't want your beardie to feel the cold air.

anyone else do this? hehe.

LOL! Mine loves to look in the fridge to see what we've got. She does this to the freezer, a cooking pot of spaghetti sauce, and tastes the air with her tongue.

 

[StaceysBuddy]

Haha, I love the "excited for poop". Guilty.

You know you're a beardie slave when you're cuddling and get a leg cramp but don't want to move and wake them up.

... when her tank is WAYYY cleaner than any other part in my house.

 

[arp111]

I guess I qualify as a Slave as I have done most of the things mentioned in these posts

Also, I have Bearded Dragon videos bookmarked so my Beardie can watch what he likes

 

[Valerie]

Whatt a good idea. I would never have thought of that.

 

[beardielover183]

giving up your room to sleep in the guess room just cause its a good temperature.

 

[SonicsMomma]

Getting into fights cause someone says my beardie is ugly.

Man that really ticks me off. I can't stand it when someone says that about my beardie.

Some of my family members are like that (they don't like "creepy crawly things").

 

[SonicsMomma]

:-D … It's GOOD to have roaches.

LOL! I like that one

YKYABSW: you sit in the babyfood aisle for forever reading ingredient labels and trying to guess which flavor your beardie might like as a "salad dressing". You also KYABSW there's babyfood in your house but no baby

YUP~ n=No baby in my house, but several jars of baby food.

 

[Dreamwritten]

:-D … It's GOOD to have roaches.

LOL! I like that one

YKYABSW: you sit in the babyfood aisle for forever reading ingredient labels and trying to guess which flavor your beardie might like as a "salad dressing". You also KYABSW there's babyfood in your house but no baby

YUP~ n=No baby in my house, but several jars of baby food.

Omg, I LOVE the names of your pets! Classic!

YKYABSW... you sit in bed in total darkness and try to read with a clamp-on book light because you don't want to wake up your peacefully sleeping baby.