You know your a beardie slave when…

[DragonZillaKing]

This thread is about how you know you're a beardie slave.

You know you're a beardie slave when the first thing you think when your at the stores fruit and vegie section is ( ooh, my beardie would love these).

 

[NEROtheMONSTER]

.....You find your doing laundry for your beardie.

.....Half of your birthday list is stuff for your beardie.

 

[Aceyourface]

When you go to the pet store for dog/cat food and end up going home with more stuff for your beardie.

 

[RelentlessChaos]

When you tell others it's lights out so don't turn on the lights in the room. -_-
(to not disturb the little guy).

 

[PADsMommy]

When you 'tuck' your beardies into their bed.....

 

[TheWerewolf]

You know you're a beardie slave when you give your food money to go into your dragon's food money.
(Money is tight, but it's better me than him.)

 

[mgodfriaux]

..... when you have more of you're budget going to you're beardie then goes to you.......and when you tuck them into their cradle bought just for them

 

[Katie007]

When you take your beardie to the vet twice in 4 months because you're "worried" only to find out hes perfectly healthy both times! :roll:

 

[AmberC]

when the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is go check on your beardie.

 

[Zhegan]

When you go to the grocery store and buy organic vegetables for the beardie, and ramen noodles for yourself.

When you read the beardie bedtime stories.

When you start cricket breeding, fill the house with totes, and to make sure the crickets "do their thing" you play Marvin Gaye as loud as your phone will go.

All this is actually happened.

 

[Melody12]

When you go to the grocery store and buy organic vegetables for the beardie, and ramen noodles for yourself.

When you read the beardie bedtime stories.

When you start cricket breeding, fill the house with totes, and to make sure the crickets "do their thing" you play Marvin Gaye as loud as your phone will go.

All this is actually happened.

I thought I was the only one who read bedtime stories to my beardie! We're all one silly group of people.

Only thing is: I've got a cricket colony, but I don't breed them! (Tried to do that and couldn't buy the sand they needed.) And only the best foods for Melody.

You know you're a bearded dragon owner: When you want to buy bumper stickers for your car that tells everyone you've got a bearded dragon on board.

You talk all the time about your beardie because they're so interesting and funny.
You watch them glass dancing.
You let them sleep on you, no matter what position they choose.
You have a bunch of pics on your website and can't get enough.

 

[DragonZillaKing]

you have a mini fridge specifically for beardie food.

 

[Valerie]

When you wrap up your beardie and rock her to sleep.
When everytime you walk into the room you have to say something to her.
When you make your family wait for supper because your beardie is due for her medicines or hand feeding.

 

[jducky18]

You know you're a beardie slave when: you talk like you have a child, and then little old ladies freak out when they see the picture of your baby.

 

[BlueMorpho]

There's more veggies in the fridge for the lizards than for yourself.
They get a fancier dinner than you do.
Chores revolve around them... Must vacuum so beardie doesn't eat crap on floor. Gotta do dishes/scrub tub cuz beardie needs a bath...
You listen to music you know your beardie likes, just to watch him "dance".
When people visit, they think you're crazy because you use baby talk with a reptile...
You don't stay out past 9:30 so you can say goodnight and tuck him in on time, even though you have a timer.
He gets breakfast and dinner before you do.
You're on BeardedDragon.org for at least a third of the day.