You know your a beardie slave when…

[morphmom]

Your dogs really need to go outside, but you're busy writing this.

:laughhard: LMAO! :laughhard: That's priceless! I always finish up my last sentence before tending to my dog! Too perfect! :lol:

 

[tasanhalas]

Hey tasanhalas. You might want to start a thread asking about set up. Heat pads are not good for beardies, and we might be able to help out with any other issues.

Humm...how isn´t this: http://www.exo-terra.com/en/products/heat_wave_desert.php good for a bearded dragon? And it keeps the temperature were it should be at night

 

[daner923]

Well, unless it is below 65 at night,you don't need anything. Beardies don't feel heat from below very well, so heat pads can cause serious burns.

 

[ultimatecin]

....you have a designated Beardie section in your fridge.
....you spend your educational overpayment on your Beardie and not your school loans.
....the picture on your smart phone is of your Beardie.

 

[PastelBeardie]

You have a case of the guilties telling the crickets how much fun they'll have playing with the beardie while dumping them into his viv, but you do it anyway.

 

[Spoony]

You don't even have a beardie yet but you have everything planned out. Then you realize, well maybe I should set up the viv this way.. or that way..

 

[jezwolf175]

You think that something is wrong with your beardie and spring into action.
When there seems to be more bug food than human food.
when you stare at an empty space and wonder if a 40gal would fit there for a second dragon.
when you browse the internet breeders for a second dragon.

 

[Jumps]

When your eating at a restaurant and you notice the time, and get worried because there's nobody home to tuck your baby in.

And then the very next thought is, whose going to tuck him in when I go into labor and I'm in the hospital?!!

 

[harlequin1274]

*You have more photos of your beardie(s) on your iphone, than your HUMAN children
*When it's "cuddle time" for you and your baby, you make SURE you have your cel phone, TV remote, a cold drink, your laptop, and your beardie's "blankie" so there is absolutely NO REASON to have to get up and jostle her around (she is snuggled under my chin with her blankie as we speak)

*disclaimer, yes I love, handle and play with Freddie, my other beardie but he is a homebody, and prefers small doses of interaction, where RubySue can't get enough of me and the love I shower her with! She is my baby girl!

 

[beardieparents7780]

Lol! I do a lot of those things haha My wife tells me Im obsessed!

 

[Nicholas]

When your spend more on grocery's for your dragon then yourself xd!

 

[DragonZillaKing]

you know your a beardie slave when your thinknig about your beardie almost all the time

 

[dylanravenj]

You let your beardie sleep in your bed every night because he refuses to sleep in his viv :roll:

 

[jezwolf175]

You let your beardie sleep in your bed every night because he refuses to sleep in his viv :roll:

Totally agree!

 

[htidavid]

When you spend more of your tax refund on your beardie than yourself :lol: