You know your a beardie slave when…

[KayaMcrackin]

You know your a beardie slave when: you wake up and the first thing you think about is your beardie

when every time you go to the store the first thing you think about is "what can i get for my beardie"

and you demand your sister not to turn the lights on at night even though its her room too xD

 

[DrakosMommy]

you cheer you're beardie on to go potty in his tub

You hand feed him crickets bc he doesn't feel like hunting today and get bit in the process but you still keep feeding him

 

[BlueMorpho]

The local pet store knows you by name, and ask "how many today?" Upon your entrance...
(Referring to crickets, of course).

When you come home from said pet store and tell your beardie about the other animals you saw, but reassure them that none were quite as handsome/pretty as they are.

When you see a stuffie at a store and instead of thinking "I want one," you think, "my beardie would love that!"

When your boyfriend brings you home worms as a surprise instead of flowers. Rofl. Best guy ever!

 

[Radioactive]

No honey they are just ......."potato bugs" :twisted:

 

[Spoony]

...when you are trying to think of ways to convince your family and friends that lizards aren't "gross".

Maybe surprize visits when they're older? :twisted:

 

[beardie parents]

When you talk about your beardies as 'your girls' and people think you have human girls when you never did have human children. :lol: I had one lady ask me if I had registered them for school. I stood there for a few minutes wondering why I would register two 2 or 3 year old beardies (I don't remember how long ago this was) for school when I realized she thought I was referring to human girls I didn't have. :lol: My beardies are my kids.

 

[BlueMorpho]

When your Mom (who's not really a fan of reptiles) calls to ask how her "grand lizards" are doing.

 

[Dragon4Me]

LOL love this list!!! I second all that and....
*scold my daughter for being too loud in her room with her friends because it might upset the beardie
*Watch the clock wherever I am in the house for the minute I know his lights are going off and wonder if he's tucked away in his hide
*rush in from work to give him his bath before feeding the dogs
*show people his picture when I know they are not really interested!

 

[aegillesp]

When your schedule for the day evolves around your beardie... Haven't gone to the gym since I had him so he gets fed and put to bed on-time....

 

[Spoony]

-use a flashlight so as not to disturb your baby
- tread lightly and freeze when you make a loud noise

 

[beardie parents]

When you have one of your girls on March of the bd.org calendar A and when March ends, you leave it up so you can still see her picture because you aren't ready to look at other beardies, even tho they are cuter.

 

[Oki05]

When you count down the days till May when you can get your new baby to bring home

 

[koilover512]

When you start a roach colony for them. :shock:

 

[morphmom]

You know your a beardie slave when… form a game plan about how to distract them from the fact your bringing home another lizard baby! Myah will have a feast of horn/butter worms and a new BD safe dig box :roll: :lol:

 

[beardie parents]

And it's not even a beardie, tho it's still cute!