It's an entertainment alright! I never know who/what I will see when I exit the back door.
Here's another amazement for you all: Yesterday morning, while filling the bird feeder and two bowls of squirrel food, numerous birds were already stopping by to eat their breakfast. A couple of squirrels had come scampering onto the deck but quickly retreated when they saw that I was still there. Finally, I decided to conduct a test to see if everyone would come to eat if I sat (more like squatted) very still. So I sat, motionless, in the freezing cold morning air, waiting for the first brave squirrel to walk over to me. I purposely placed myself in the middle of both food bowls, inches in front of them.
One particular squirrel kept running up the side steps and across the deck, until it reached about 8 feet of where I was, then it would bank a quick and sharp left down the main steps, then underneath the deck and repeat. That squirrel did about 3 laps before finally giving up and ran off to somewhere. Then another squirrel tried to approach from the right side of me, by doing an army crawl on the edge of the deck & rails and periodically peeking its head through to ensure that I was still there. Of course, seeing that cracked me up and I couldn't help but laugh out loud, which scared that squirrel and it ran down the deck and retreated to the trees. Just like the previous squirrel, this one made a few more attempts before giving up. When I was about to give up and stand up, I heard another squirrel hop up the main steps, then saw it peek around the corner and over the upper level of the deck. When I turned my head, it ran back down the steps, but not completely off. We played a few rounds of this game until it finally decided to be "the brave squirrel" and walked over to me, but stopping after a few steps to be sure that I wasn't going to attack. [Here's a funny: Whenever the squirrel stopped, it picked up its left hand and held it against its chest, almost as if it was clenching its heart, though I have no clue why it would be doing that.] Finally, it made its way to the food bowl to the left of me and dove right in, picking out only the sunflower seeds and spitting out the accidental corn kernel. Brat!
I tested the squirrels again this morning and one brave soul came to eat again. While this was going on, numerous sparrows and mourning doves and blue jays were visiting the bird feeder above me.
But wait! There's more!
While picking up both dog and bunny poop this afternoon, I came to the realization that the bunny only poops where Zim poops, meaning not on the left side of the backyard nor in front of the steps. So very strange. *insert The Twilight Zone theme song here*