Bertha is a Lizard of Leisure. Yes, Dooter, she still likes to sleep late! Her idea of a big stressful day is:
Wait for lights to come on. (Somebody has to do it it! )
Open eyes when lights come on
Wait for slave to bring food
Give slave the stink eye (not because the food is sub-standard, but just because you CAN!)
Eat the food, but don't be too anxious. You have to play hard to get.
Take a 30 min nap
Take
bath/go potty
Rest for remainder of day, perhaps changing basking spots a time or two.
Wait for slave to bring evening snack
Spend rest of evening resting up for tomorrow.
She works SO hard.