My Beardie's full name is Trogdor the Burninator but he's got a tonne of nicknames : Trog, Troggle, Troggy, Trogladite, Jub-Jub, Chupa-Chup, Trogdog and Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt.
Sir Henry the dragon
Looking for his dragon girl
Ventures out in to the wide world
His hopes are up but as you can see
There is no dragon girl for Sir Henry
A light bulb goes off and he takes mom aside
Could you perchance get me a mail order bride ?