You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[spurlee01]

when you are just glad your slave master is sweet and cuddly (most of the time). Lance, I have long wavy hair and had it up in a pony tail this morning before I went to put Lilly in the laybox, she managed to get herself sooo wrapped up in my hair that it took me ages to get her out. I guess that's her way of saying "Mommy, errr I mean slave, please don't put me back in there!"
when you pray for snow so you can stay home with your beardie.
when your boyfriend feels your belly to make sure you don't have eggs (did I already say that one?)

 

[RolandKyramere]

...when you don't get a second date, because "those lizards take up all your time, don't they?" Oh well.

I was quite lucky, my boyfriend likes my lizards, and we've been going out seven months! :headbang:

 

[spurlee01]

My boyfriend got me into beardies. He got Tyson when he got his own apartment and I fell in love with the little guy.
when... you tell your boyfriend you only love him cuz of his beardie

 

[jacqui778]

when... you tell your boyfriend you only love him cuz of his beardie

Ooo, that's harsh.

.... you beg your mother to let you buy a super soft fluffy pet bed because it's on sale and "it's just the right size for Gem and MoMo".
.... you want worms/gift cards for worms for Christmas.
.... you dream about unwrapping a new lizard instead of unwrapping something like an iPhone or iPod Touch.

Jacqui

 

[ajkry2]

YKYLWBW

...when you hope someone knows how badly you want slate tile for the viv for channukah
...when you're bankin on someone getting you some money on petmountain.com so you can buy cool stuff for the liz
...when your girlfriend is starting to think dubia are cute :lol:

 

[Delshara]

... your beardie has his own set of bath towels.
... you've had many uncomfortable conversations with people in the baby food aisle about your "baby".
... your beardie's photo album on Facebook has 120 pictures and your own only has 9.

 

[Jasper's Mom]

... you've had many uncomfortable conversations with people in the baby food aisle about your "baby".

Wow, have I ever been there! My favourite:

Lady in checkout line, eyeing my baby food: "Oh, how old is your baby?"
Me (not thinking): "I don't know, he is a rescue."
Lady: Uncomfortable silence.

 

[pudden318]

when... you tell your boyfriend you only love him cuz of his beardie

Ooo, that's harsh.

.... you beg your mother to let you buy a super soft fluffy pet bed because it's on sale and "it's just the right size for Gem and MoMo".
.... you want worms/gift cards for worms for Christmas.
.... you dream about unwrapping a new lizard instead of unwrapping something like an iPhone or iPod Touch.

Jacqui

MY DAUGHTER JUST GOT TO OPEN A DRAGON FOR CHRISTMAS, POOR UPS GUY :wink:

 

[Goonie]

... you've had many uncomfortable conversations with people in the baby food aisle about your "baby".

Wow, have I ever been there! My favourite:

Lady in checkout line, eyeing my baby food: "Oh, how old is your baby?"
Me (not thinking): "I don't know, he is a rescue."
Lady: Uncomfortable silence.

 

[riceko]

... you've had many uncomfortable conversations with people in the baby food aisle about your "baby".

Wow, have I ever been there! My favourite:

Lady in checkout line, eyeing my baby food: "Oh, how old is your baby?"
Me (not thinking): "I don't know, he is a rescue."
Lady: Uncomfortable silence.

LOL that is PRICELESS! :laughhard: :laughhard:
I know I got eyed when I was picking some up... but a 19 year old shopping for baby food isn't all that rare these days... :?

 

[spurlee01]

When all you want for Christmas is beardie eggs :?

 

[Saccharidicule]

...when you hope someone knows how badly you want slate tile for the viv for channukah

I...I'm NOT the only one? Hello to my fellow Jewish beardie slaves! :wave: I got a gift card to a local pet store as one of my gifts this Hannukah. And a temperature gun and CHE. C:

YKYLWBW your top items on your gift list aren't for you, but for your beardie. :wink:

 

[RolandKyramere]

... your beardie has his own set of bath towels.
... you've had many uncomfortable conversations with people in the baby food aisle about your "baby".

Totally lmao. I always get weird looks from the babyfood aisle people, and when I check out, I always end up talking about the odd mix of collards, mango, and babyfood. Its almost as bad as buying a baby name book (I'm a writer and use baby name books for name ideas for characters, I swear!)
YKYLWBW... Your boyfriend comes over and the first thing he checks on is the rescued beardie...
...Your computer desk has been transformed into a beardie enclosure stand...
...Your dragons eat a more balanced diet than you do (Yay Ramen!)...

 

[MissT]

when... you tell your boyfriend you only love him cuz of his beardie

Haha, I can relate to that one....

YKYLWBW... your boyfriend knows you would rather spend your time fussing over the beardies than with him hehe!

.... you can describe an 18g poop as 'lovely'...

 

[Freeie]

You know you're living with beardies when...

You have a empty viv with a full set up ............ and the viv starts telling you. I want a beardie! Get me one!!!! Don't worry about your hubby he wont even notice.... LOL