You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[Jake583]

lol, yea I guess next time I go grocery shopping I better bring a list of whats good and whats bad! :mrgreen:

 

[spurlee01]

lol, yea I guess next time I go grocery shopping I better bring a list of whats good and whats bad! :mrgreen:

I totally do that!

 

[niner]

When your Christmas card bears the image of a lizard instead of your children.

 

[bayoupig5]

You make sure you go shopping at the store that sells "Emmalee's" veggies!

 

[ghr15]

When your Christmas card bears the image of a lizard instead of your children.

I once had a cristmas card I was giving out that had a pictuer of my beardie wearing a little Santa hat.

 

[beardie parents]

...... when you get a new camera phone and the first thing you do is take pictures of your beardies so you can have their pics on the screens of your phone.

 

[p3ppit]

...When you mention your children as "successful breeding"

...When people ask you how many (human) children you have and you answer "2,1"

...When you have a restraining order on the local pest control company

...When your wife tells you she's pregnant and you start looking for vermiculite and heat cables

...When you're constantly dragging drift wood and branches home from the wild because they "look interesting"

...Your children's first words are in Latin.

...When you spend 3-4 hours on a Saturday in the forest with small perforated plastic containers turning every root and stone to see what "snacks" are living there

...When it takes 20 minutes to walk from the living room to the kitchen because you have to check the vivs on the way

...When a large part of your shelves holds suspicious looking plastic boxes with insect cultures in 'em

...When titles like "Arnold & Ovenden - Reptiles and Amphibians of Britain and Europe", "yadda yadda reptile species- Your Happy Healthy Pet" and a number of herp magazines and articles can be found in your bookcases. Well maybe that's more reptile geek all-in-all related but what the...

...When you buy macro objectives to your cameras only to be able to shoot better close-ups of your beardies.

 

[herpfreak]

You know you're living with reptiles when...

You can take a freezer full of dead rats, a hairdryer, and a jar of bugs and make a meal for the entire family, but you are clueless when in comes to toast, pizza, or cookies.

 

[Jasper's Mom]

LOL Maya! :laughhard:

 

[ChellyBeans]

Haha! Good one Maya!

 

[Saccharidicule]

Ugh, rats! Did you buy them or just find them?

YKYLWBW you start singing Jonathan Richman's "I'm A Little Dinosaur" as a wake-up song. This is how I wake up every day! Dora too. :lol:

 

[Jake583]

Well I decited to get some more nutriousus food... but all they had was collard greens I got some carrots too so yea....

Heres a pic of his food! ( and yes I take pictures of his food)

 

[ghr15]

Well I decited to get some more nutriousus food... but all they had was collard greens I got some carrots too so yea....

Heres a pic of his food! ( and yes I take pictures of his food)

You know your living with beardies when you take pictures of there food.

 

[UrsustheDragon]

YKYLWBW you freak out just because you need to buy a UVB bulb and your family gives you these strange looks... :shock:

 

[Aznrainbowdime]

... when your friends come over for drinks and party and you get upset and yell at everyone for being too loud because the 'baby' is sleeping.