You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[Ethelia]

... you see or hear something that makes you mad, and you make a gesture indicating that you have a black beard... and your significant other understands exactly what you're trying to say!

HA

 

[Freeie]

Your sitting at home waiting for the fedex guy to deliver food , but its not your food...

 

[drayasdaddy]

you start bobbing your head up and down in sharp jerky movements to say yes anstead of nodding like normal people do!

 

[lizardgrrl]

you start bobbing your head up and down in sharp jerky movements to say yes anstead of nodding like normal people do!

:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

I was unaware it had become a basic part of my communication skills until my recent accident, and found it hurts when I start to head bob too fast!

 

[herpfreak]

...when you're having your teeth cleaned and scraped at (I don't floss so it hurts real bad when they do that), the dentist asks why you keep saying "<insert beardie's name>" over and over again. You say "I'm going to my happy place".

I hate the dentist as much as your average kid. I have really strong enamel, so I brush every 2-3 days and never ever floss. So the dentist is always pretty mad, and it hurts so much when they scrape the plack off my teeth....

 

[viral013]

You have cans of worms in the fridge, crickets are crawling all over the place and you're not even phased.

 

[Monkey]

Ive just read ALL of these, it took my since about 6.00 AM, that was 4 hours ago, but have I been laughing, and it's so true.

I used to be freaked out by crickes, no more..

I try to adjust my bedroom lighting for him.

I have learnt what his colorings means, which is rather funny, cause he does comunicate with it.

He does eat better than me as well..

and there was a few more...

This thread had me in tears!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Freeie]

When you hear yelled across the house ... *theres a escapeeeeeeeee* you grab the fish net scoop up the cricket and toss it in the nearest viv. :roll:

 

[dragonphoenix36]

you spend more time preparing "salad" and cleaning their vivs than you do preparing your own food and cleaning your own house..LOL.

 

[herpfreak]

Ive just read ALL of these, it took my since about 6.00 AM, that was 4 hours ago, but have I been laughing, and it's so true.

I know! I LOVE this thread!

 

[beardie osk]

YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING WITH BEARDIES WHEN.................

you consider not cutting your hair because you know your beardies love hiding in your long strands of hair...............

 

[Goonie]

YOU KNOW YOUR LIVING WITH BEARDIES WHEN.................

you consider not cutting your hair because you know your beardies love hiding in your long strands of hair...............

ME TOO!!!!! I haven't cut my hair for 2 months and it's finally long enough where the ends would just cover Pookie's head when he's snuggled underneath my chin.

You know you're living with beardies when . . .
. . . you try to convert as many normal household items into beardie toys and viv accessories as possible.

 

[Menolly]

You know you're living with beardies when...

...you have a nest of your best blankets and jacket to build the perfect sleeping corner for your beardie.
...when you get distracted by just a head turn when you are supposed to be writing a paper...and SADLY...your beardies just looks to cute to move off of your keyboard...
...when your parents only come up at night to see your sleeping beardie.
...when your beardie has your down to a routine that just makes you feel like a trained monkey...lights...playtime..food...cage time...play time...nap time...dear lord if I don't get my nap BEWARE OF MY GLARE!!!!!

...sigh...
...and you love every second of it...

 

[beardie parents]

......when you go to bed and see them cutely curled up asleep where you normally sleep and you say " I need to find a different place to sleep, I can't disturb these!!"

 

[Freeie]

You set your alarm to 6 am so you can get up and turn on all the viv lights and think to your self *we need to buy timers!*

(only because i cant hug n love on em till they get all warmed up that takes forever lol)