You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[haleygirl272]

Goonie, I love your new sig!


I talk all the time at school about my baby and people are like :shock: Then I have to specify "bearded dragon" lol

Then they go :? "Lizard. :| "

 

[Goonie]

Goonie, I love your new sig!

Thanks!

. . . You get mad at your 6 year old puppy for not saying hello to your beardie and giving him a kiss.

 

[Stac561]

You know you're living with beardies when...

You're on BD.org so often you no longer have to copy and paste the list of rundown questions for someone to answer, you just automatically hit paste and they're still there because you never leave the forums.

 

[TheDragonKeepers]

... Your housemates automatically check the floor before entering a room.

... There are no ornaments other than comfy rocks on the windowsill any more.

... You're not surprised to see a beardie bobbing at you from the top of the stairs. When their tanks are downstairs.

 

[Jasper's Mom]

... your coworkers call you "The Lizard Lady".

 

[herpfreak]

...When nobody in the house will take a bath without asking you if you disinfected it after Budo. Yes, my family still thinks of beardies as dangerous germ carriers. Whatever Budo touches must be thoroughly disinfected. Boy, I'm glad we (Budo and I) have our own room!

 

[beardie parents]

... your coworkers call you "The Lizard Lady".

I understand Sandi, the lady that gave us Speedy calles me the Lizard Lady. Speedy is the fifth beardie we've had and Zoom Zoom is the sixth.

 

[dolcedragon]

...When nobody in the house will take a bath without asking you if you disinfected it after Budo.

:lol: I know right! Before I bought my "beardie masters" their own tub, I used the human bathtub and I would get asked, "Did you clean it yet? No I mean really clean it good?"
Because they're such disgusting creatures right. :roll:

 

[herpfreak]

...When nobody in the house will take a bath without asking you if you disinfected it after Budo.

:lol: I know right! Before I bought my "beardie masters" their own tub, I used the human bathtub and I would get asked, "Did you clean it yet? No I mean really clean it good?"
Because they're such disgusting creatures right. :roll:

Sounds like my house! If there is a speck of brown matter in the tub, Budo and me get blamed.

 

[Menolly]

...When nobody in the house will take a bath without asking you if you disinfected it after Budo.

:lol: I know right! Before I bought my "beardie masters" their own tub, I used the human bathtub and I would get asked, "Did you clean it yet? No I mean really clean it good?"
Because they're such disgusting creatures right. :roll:

Sounds like my house! If there is a speck of brown matter in the tub, Budo and me get blamed.

I know!!! Every time I open the door after bath time, there is the Lysol sitting right outside the door... :roll:

 

[LuvMyHerps]

When your friends and family refer to you as Mrs. Doolittle...or The lizard lover
OR You spend $6.00 on a half pint of fresh raspberries and threathen your family if they dare touch them...they are for the lizard!

 

[covedweller]

...when you start referring to your own moods as yellow or brown.

 

[Ethelia]

...when you ask for salad with your chilli in the university dining hall, get handed it back and think "no good. no nutrition in iceberg". Then realising you are not a bearded dragon.....

 

[Menolly]

...when you realize your mom starts cooing in a high pitched voice saying....ahhh aren't you just the cutest thing...and you realize she isn't talking to you...but the dragon she just stole from your lap...
...when your beardie has a household takeover of love..
Mom: I'm so happy that I have my four kids.
Sister (with a very confused look): Mom...there is only three of us...
Mom: No....I have you, your sister, your brother, and my favorite Raely-buddy(it sounds better then it looks)...while
wearing this look on her face :love5:
I have officially been replaced in my mother's heart ....

 

[Goonie]

. . . you start calling your other babies your beardie's name, and don't always realize it