You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[Freeie]

Your planning to go on vacation for 2 weeks and wondering if you should take a beardie with you cause they havnt been eating right and will worry that the hubby and kiddo wont take good enough care of em when your gone....

 

[dna14]

when you read that and think, hey maybe Kinno kin come stay with me :wink:

 

[Twobeardieguy]

When you explore your beardies poop to see what he or she ate in the last 2 days!! :lol:

 

[dna14]

When you're in a room full of drunk people (Dawn will love this one) and someone says 'what did you do today?' and you say 'washed my bearded dragon' and all conversation stops and all the guys look at you like :shock:

 

[emilybortz]

When you have to leave a movie night with your friends early because the beardie needs his evening bath and yummies. When they ask if the lizard would understand if you just came home late and fed him in the morning, you just say "No, he would not understand."

 

[Neromom39]

When they ask if the lizard would understand if you just came home late and fed him in the morning, you just say "No, he would not understand."

Apparently they have never had the pleasure of being on the receiving end of the "beardie death glare". :lol:

 

[Aznrainbowdime]

OR... when your co workers are telling you to get more beardies since you're so 'obsessed'.. then you say
"I do want more but I dont know how MJ (beardie) would take it.. I mean she's my firstborn"

Then you get :shock: look from everyone and the conversation stops...

 

[dna14]

OR... when your co workers are telling you to get more beardies since you're so 'obsessed'.. then you say
"I do want more but I dont know how MJ (beardie) would take it.. I mean she's my firstborn"

Then you get :shock: look from everyone and the conversation stops...

:laughhard: When one of your biggest kicks is saying 'want to see a pic of my baby?' and you pull out your cell phone and the screen saver is your beardie :lol:

 

[Aznrainbowdime]

:laughhard: When one of your biggest kicks is saying 'want to see a pic of my baby?' and you pull out your cell phone and the screen saver is your beardie :lol:

lmao ! YES ! OR when you get upset when they refer to our baby as 'it' or my biggest one 'pet lizard' lol

 

[dna14]

OR when you say 'well what am I going to do for lunch today?' and your next-door cubicle worker says 'who are you kidding? You're going to go to graybeardeddragon.com.' Yes that's what she called it. But she gets the gist lol!!!!!

 

[emilybortz]

:laughhard: When one of your biggest kicks is saying 'want to see a pic of my baby?' and you pull out your cell phone and the screen saver is your beardie :lol:

lmao ! YES ! OR when you get upset when they refer to our baby as 'it' or my biggest one 'pet lizard' lol

I *hate* "pet lizard"! I get "dragon lizard" a lot too. It drives me insane haha

 

[Aznrainbowdime]

I *hate* "pet lizard"! I get "dragon lizard" a lot too. It drives me insane haha

Yep.. i get PET LIZARD all the time and it DRIVES ME NUTS !!!! Arrghh !! lol. Dragon lizard? not so often either pet lizard or just LIZARD. Either one drives me nuts !!

 

[DragonsInKansas]

Last week at work a guy sat down at our table and somehow we got into a conversation about monkeys as pets (don’t ask) anyway we were talking about how much it would stink to have a pet that requires so much work but has to be kept locked up all the time for peoples safety (crazy monkeys at least)………..So the tangent changes and the guy starts to talk about the “ crazy people ” that keep lizards as pets……….he got about 5 words into his next sentence before another guy at the table tells him he probably should stop “for his own safety”

So you know you’re living with beardies, when your coworkers thinks that someone bad mouthing beardies could lead to bodily harm

 

[athenacp]

OR... when your co workers are telling you to get more beardies since you're so 'obsessed'.. then you say
"I do want more but I dont know how MJ (beardie) would take it.. I mean she's my firstborn"

Then you get :shock: look from everyone and the conversation stops...

:laughhard: When one of your biggest kicks is saying 'want to see a pic of my baby?' and you pull out your cell phone and the screen saver is your beardie :lol:

:laughhard: When you have 68 pics on your cell phone and 65 of them are of your beardie :lol:

 

[dna14]

when you have 5. All of your beardies. none of the kids. :lol:

Oh should this be on the 'you know you're a bad mom when' thread?