I used a comedy song by 'Flight of the Conchords' called 'Albi the Racist Dragon'.
However, I refrained from saying ''My Dragons name is Albi the Racist Dragon'' because I was getting some pretty bad looks...so now I simply refer to him as 'Albi'
For those unfamiliar with the song, it goes:
In the Marmalade forest
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage-cheese cottage
Lives Albi, Albi, Albi, Albi, Albi the Racist Dragon...
Part six,
And so, all of the villagers chased Albi the Racist Dragon
Into a very cold, very scary cave,
And it was so cold and so scary in there,
That Albi began to cry...Dragon tears!
Which as we all know turn into Jelly Beans!
At that point he felt a tiny hand rest upon his tail
He turned around and who should that little hand belong too?
But the Badly Burnt Albanian Boy from the day before
"What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday!''
Grumbled Albi, quite racistly...
"No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames, I crawled to safety
But you did leave me very badly disfigured..."
Laughed the boy.
"Why are you crying so?"
''I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave!
I think its because i'm so racist...get your hand off my tail you'll make it dirty''
"No Albi, its not because of your racism that they chased you here
They chased me here too, when I became all disfigured like this
They just don't like you and I, well...because we're different to them..."
And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a Jelly Bean
All the colours of the Rainbow!
And suddenly, he wasn't racist anymore!
So they sat in the cave and ate bubblegum pie! yum!
Albi the racist...well not anymore!...Draaaagggooonnn!