Tatsu: Can I join your army?

Dear Tatsu,

After the abuse I have suffered over the last few months, I would like to enlist in your army to help with world domination.

I have always been a very mellow dragon--I've never bitten anyone, I eat my salad, I sometimes poop in the right place, and I rarely complain about anything. I've only black-bearded once because I got scared. I always flash a cute smile and cuddle with my people.

To thank me for my good behavior, my people have resorted to torture--for months!

In September, I decided that it was time to brumate so I casually started to hide. All a dragon wants is a little sleep, you know? Would they let me? No! My people took me out of my cave and kept forcing me into the heat. I should have started biting then, but I was just too sleepy. Besides, I figured I could sneak into the cave when they weren't looking. To add insult to injury, they took away my cave so I couldn't do that either. Then, on top of everything else, they made me drink some yucky medicine because I supposedly had pinworms. Once I got better, they forced me to take more medicine because I supposedly had coccidia. How much torture is one dragon expected to take? I just wanted to sleep.

Well, after months of forced sleep-deprivation and medicine, they finally let me sleep. It was too late at that point. My rage started to build, and I almost contacted you.

Now, the torture has continued even more! I have decided to wake up because I've been feeling a bit amorous, shall we say. You'd think the people would be happy to see me awake. I've been running around, trying to get their attention, but what do they do? They just stand there and watch me. They distract me when I'm working up a black beard and take away my thunder. To top it off, they won't bring me a date! I don't ask for much. Let me sleep when I'm tired, and bring me a woman when I'm awake!

I've had it! I'm fed up! This torture has to stop.

Are you accepting new recruits? We can't allow dragons to suffer in this way!

Sincerely,
Aztec

P.S. They've nicknamed me Mr. Spaz which is highly demeaning in my present state.

 

[Sekhautet]

Hi Tatsu,

My name is Shadow. My dad just recently added a new beardie to the family, Her name is Drayco. Anyways, Im not really mad at my Dad, I would just like to rule the world.

What do you say? Need 2 more recruits??

We can always use new recruits. I am updating the recruit list tomorrow. Will add you there.

Welcome aboard!

Tatsu

 

[BigD16]

We look forward to being apart of your army.

 

[jacqui778]

General Tatsu, Gem reporting.

The slave left for Texas a week ago. We are working full-time on new mind control devices and on viv-escaping techinques. The sliding glass door on my viv is easy enough to open with the help of Louis the Cat, but MoMo has to escape from an aquarium. Therefore, on some days, I am stuck working by myself.

I am training MoMo to be my apprentice. Now that she is older, she is more intelligent.

Though our slave is gone, providing us with a perfect opportunity to work, we do miss our Mum and we hope she comes home on Friday as planned. We miss our proper nom's, as her human family is no good at slave labor.

Over and out.
Gem

 

[BeardyDragon]

Sir, it's Quasi again. I am 16 inches long and my brother, Psycho, has raptor claws that would be useful. he's 20 inches long and a lean, mean, bearding machine. he wants to talk, so I'll let him.

Hey, Tatsu, it's Psycho. When you update the list, add Quasi and me on it. His cuteness is a decieving trap the humans fall into. Gotta go, I hear human footsteps

 

[Sekhautet]

Dear Troops,

I realize I have as few messages to answer. I have been busily doing some researching at the library and have not been online.

I will be in touch later this week.

Sincerely,

Tatsu

 

[Sekhautet]

Dear Troops,

Help! I am in the middle of a big shed and something has happened at home. My food supply is drastically shrinking! ACK! The human slaves are just mean this summer.

Will write more later. Stay strong. Please send food. And look for more posts and updates to the army roster soon.

Sincerely,

Tatsu

 

[jeritta]

Hey Tatsu
Can Gobi and Me join your army?
Amigo

 

[BigD16]

Dear General Tatsu,

I would just like to tell you that I have trained my apprentice Drayco well.. Dad was helping his mom with something in his old room and had Drayco out with them.. Drayco Hissed and jumped a couple times, and then left a smelly present on the carpet..

I have come to realize I am the brains out of me and Drayco and (s)he is the muscle and enforcer.

Dad leaves for a 10 day vacation the weekend after next. Which gives Drayco and I a great deal of time and opportunity to make a plan and then set our plan into action, since his mom will be taking care of us and doesnt get home until 3:30 to 4pm most afternoons.

 

[slavetoIzzie]

Herr General Tatsu,

It is I, Major Von Putz, reporting the latest battle results.

Several weeks ago, the female returned from a worm foraging expedition with a new recruit. He seems to be quite young and has shown himself to be cunning and already trained in guerrilla tactics. Unfortunately, he has been a lone warrior for so long that he does not respond well to authority and resents being given orders. My every attempt to impress upon him the proper hierarchy, has been rejected with headbobs and black beards (of course, not as coordinated or as black as mine!) I shall continue my efforts and will report back as soon as possible. In the meantime, I plan on disabling this computer for several days, and re-programing it, according to some recovered blueprints left by my predecessor, Izzie. This should make our communications more secure as well as allow us to access the internet remotely.

Your most loyal soldier, Herr Major Von Putz (Putzy)

Um, excuse me, but, uh, I'm Oscar and uh, I live here now and uh, I kinda like the uh, lady. She's uh, kinda nice and uh, she gives me lotsa yummy noms and uh, worms. So, uh, if you're like in charge, uh, could you tell that uh, big jerk to uh, be nicer uh, to my slave?
KTHKSBAI! Oh yeah! I uh, am like really good at uh, makin' really uh, stinky poops and makin' the uh, man just GAG! It's sooo funny!!!

 

[Rukii]

Tatsu, Sir!
Ruki reporting here. Everything is going very well here at my home. My slaves are now feeding me and my sister ROACHES! Man, are these things crunchy! Enough of those crickets and superworms. I'm livin' the high life now! I must be getting better at my mind control, then. I also aquired a new slave who is always with my old one. I guess she admires me so much she went and got another slave for me! I think I've got them trained pretty well, wouldn't you think, Sir? Anyway, I should get to the point. My slave and her partner recently brought home two little ones with the names of Natsu and Ziggy. From what I have seen, they have picked up on torturing our slaves quite nicely. Natsu left a big stinky one on his slave's laptop once! :laughing6: Ziggy has mastered sprinting away from our slave and putting up quite a chase!
Though, I must call to attention Natsu's legs. You see, he's missing 3 of his feet. But I can assure you, he has spunk! Don't let his disability fool you! It is his dream to rise up and conquer along with his brothers and sisters. So please sir, will you recruit two young members?
It is greatly appreciated, Sir. I promise you they will not let you down!

 

[Sekhautet]

*Sek writes* I know I am behind again in replies. Please bear with me. I am still recovering from my car accident in January and if you've been following my thread in Health ... you know Mike has been really sick. I've been spending all my energy on taking him back and forth to the vet and his care.

 

[duke11]

Hey fellow dragons! Duke here, and I know it's been a VERY long time since I last was on the forums.

Tatsu: I wish the best to your slave, even though she's a human. Also to Mike!

Duke 105 out!

 

[jeritta]

Tatsu,
Me wants to join your army. Gobi and Amigo theys joined and me wants to join. They is good broder and siser and we
has good slave mommy and daddy.
Thanx
Ash

 

[Sekhautet]

Hey fellow dragons! Duke here, and I know it's been a VERY long time since I last was on the forums.

Tatsu: I wish the best to your slave, even though she's a human. Also to Mike!

Duke 105 out!

Me too, Duke, me too. She may be a two-legged, but for a two-legged she is kind of alright sometimes. Like now ... she's sleeping and I snuck out to post this on her laptop. I have been behind in my postings here because my brother has been sick and I've been helping take care of him, but he is back to his old grumpy self now and I will be able to answer all my mail very soon. Thank you for the kind words!

Tatsu

 

[jeritta]

Tatsu,
I have a problem to report. Its Amigo. He's gone AWOL. I have looked and looked and can't find him anywhere.
Hopefully he will rejoin your army soon.
Gobi and Ash