(if its a girl your talking to!) hey i can see your beard from here!jeritta":19uojwge said:Things you can say to your beardie that you CAN'T say to your significant other.....
1- "hey, sweetie your tail sure is getting big"
Toyguy":3vz3qiq8 said:If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, stop pooping in your salad bowl!