You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[MissT]

The looks you get from people when you tell them how much pleasure you get when your cuddle with your beardie, or that they really do have personalities and are all DIFFERENT!

People think iv completely lost it when I say this eg 'how can you cuddle it....its not soft or cuddly in any way' ugh!


Just to add, you know your living with beardies when,

- you open your handbag to find a locust looking back at you and just say 'oops, how did that get in there'... this is met by the horrified expression of everyone around you as you proceed to happily pay for your goods and leave the store....locust still in handbag...

- you completely dismiss new house choices based on the fact that there is nowhere you can 'see' the viv's.

When you have vitamin dust & calcium all over your desk.

- or all over your clothes!

 

[lizardgrrl]

When you have vitamin dust & calcium all over your desk.

You've been to my house? But you forgot to mention the bottle of Wipe Out 3 and the empty cricket shaking bag sitting next to them! :laughing6:

The electric company comes by to make sure you are not growing anything illegal because there has been such a spike in the usage and they cant believe its all for dragons until they see it with there own eyes.....

:laughhard:

 

[Jiffy]

you completely dismiss new house choices based on the fact that there is nowhere you can 'see' the viv's.

Oh my gosh, I forgot about that. We did the same thing. We just bought a house in May. One of the ones that I found that I absolutely LOVED, we could not find a good place to put the vivs that were somewhere we could see them. That house was awesome, it was a 1920's something farmhouse, completely redone, beautiful. Our real estate agent thought we were out of our minds :lol:
Every house we went in, we discussed, where would we put the vivs.

 

[amylee159]

The electric company comes by to make sure you are not growing anything illegal because there has been such a spike in the usage and they cant believe its all for dragons until they see it with there own eyes.....

LOL :lol:

 

[maxattack]

When you have vitamin dust & calcium all over your desk.

You've been to my house? But you forgot to mention the bottle of Wipe Out 3 and the empty cricket shaking bag sitting next to them! :laughing6:

No, but MissT has been in my closet and my purse!

 

[luvthydragon]

You know you're living with beardies when...you lose your keys and the first plave you look is by the viv.

 

[Jean]

You put on a hat, in the summer time, so that she can more comfortably move from the back of the couch to sit on top of your head.

You can understand the following communications from your beardie: Let me out. I want a drink. Hey, pipe down I'm sleeping here! Please remove this beardie by-product from my tank right now.

You've started eating veggies for breakfast because, hey, they're already out and might as well chop up a few more and steam them...(okay, I might be alone on that one...)

You know right away if your beardie is sick by glancing at beardie by-product. See above.

You understand the awesome power of "Cricket Face".

 

[nikkicostello89]

When sales people step away from the door instead of towards it and exclaim "what's that!" :twisted:

:lol: I've had that happen too. I haven't seen a sales person in such a long time now. :wink:

You get the almost scream when you're out and about.

I always try to grab a beardie to take to the door with me if the bell rings and I am not expecting anyone. :wink: :lol:

I do that too!! lol, the last guy was the electric meter reader...he was like ok then with these eyes like :shock:

lol, i love it :laughing6:

 

[beardie_bub]

You rearrange your whole house to accomodate your vivs, and you stop typing because your beardy (who is as big as your keyboard) sits on your keyboard and puts his massive head in the palm of your hand to be stroked because he is feeling upset because you force fed him. You also know you're living with beardies when you can't sleep when you can't hear crickets in the night because you start panicing thinking your babies will starve, and you have to watch where you put your feet when you are walking around your house so you don't step on a roving beardy.

 

[Jake1220]

You know when your living with beardies when you talk softly in your room, your mother asks why and you tell her the beardies asleep be quite :mrgreen:

 

[Jiffy]

How about having baby food in your cupboards without having a baby at home!

Guilty!

 

[Ifrit79]

After discussing this...I found a new one. You set aside a monthly budget just for your beardies. Also, you know you're living with beardies when you're cutting fleece fabric and you automatically think, "wow this would make a great blankie for them." :lol:

 

[beardiegirlie]

When skin coming off is a good thing ( as in humans or fur children that would be a very very bad thing)

 

[maxattack]

When skin coming off is a good thing ( as in humans or fur children that would be a very very bad thing)

HA! Or you chase your hubby (who's not crazy about her) around the house with a huge piece of shed skin! :lol:

 

[MrT]

your frighten to put the lights on at night in case it wakes up the beardies