You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[Ostrommaysi]

When you sit in a dark room at night, TV off and all sound off on your computer so as to not disturb your beardie who is sleeping.

When you 'jolt" yourself awake in the morning long enough to say good morning to your beardie before falling back asleep. (Specially when nothing short of god wakes you up otherwise)

When the layout of your room is more for beardie safety then flow

When you won't get up and eat for hours because your beardie has snuggled under your chin for a nap.

(true story) When you've pawned off everything you thought you loved and sleep on the floor when money is tight so that the beardie you know you love can have what they need

 

[Phoenix17June2009]

YKYLWBW:
You have to take your baby to the vet but aslo need to stop somewhere for soemthing so you go to your favorite place to shop for a moment, they see the beardie and ask you to leave and you never go back because they wotn allow your baby in there lol!!!!!! :lol:

 

[RolandKyramere]

YKYLWBW you start browsing the baby food selection to see if they've got sales on "treats" for you dragon, and most of your mangoes go to your dragon.

 

[BeardyDragon]

ykylwbw you find yourself wondering whether you should go out and buy/make a minicouch or minisofa for your bd

 

[Sadona]

You know your living with beardies when you sleep in the living room for a few nights because you are afraid you going into your own room will wake the beardie.

When you plan on converting a whole room to be beardie safe (this includes locking up all other animals of the household).

When you do a whole load of laundry just for your beardies blankets.

When your eating a soft shell taco and the meat slowly oozes out of one end and it reminds you of how a beardie poops...then you start to have a conversation about how beardies poop with your significant other during dinner.

...When you get that warm fuzzy feeling when you have a beardie sleeping on your chest. :love5:

 

[BeardyDragon]

When you do a whole load of laundry just for your beardies blankets.

...When you get that warm fuzzy feeling when you have a beardie sleeping on your chest. :love5:

I'm guilty of these two

 

[Rukii]

YKYLWBW=

~You find a waxworm in your car's cupholder.

~Having white powder on your table doesn't look weird to you.

~You can't eat anything without thinking if your beardie can have some too.

~You can shake a superworm out of a pair of jeans, remain unphashed, and wear them anyways.

~When you unload your washer to see a superworm! (Yet, you still wear the clothes.)

~You create your daily schedule to fit your beardies. (especially obeying their lights-out time)

~You've got your mom calling every 10 minutes, concerning the beardies.

 

[jeritta]

You know you are living with beardies when you go to the store to buy greens that you aren't going to eat then call the manager over and complain
that you are NOT goin to buy greens in THEIR store because they are not fresh enough for your beardies. Then you walk out and have to find another store.

 

[SkaForFood]

When you used to enjoy guacamole but realize that you have been unconsciously avoiding it since buying a beardie.

(If it's not good for them it is hard to believe it could be good for humans! Haha.)

 

[fresnowitte]

YKYLWBW....

When the contact list on your cell phone looks something like this... :lol:

A Daniel
A Frank
A Freddie
Angeline
A Richard
A Rodger
A Shasta
<NUMBERS ABOVE THIS FAMILY... BELOW ALL CONTACTS I WOULDN"T HAVE IF I WERE NOT LIVING WITH BEARDIE>
Dawn FL. BD.org
Dawn OH. BD.org
Diane BD.org
Denise BD.org
Dr. Wentz DVM
Gina BD.org
Dr. Kahler DVM
MaryAnn BD.org
Michelle BD.org
Mulberry Farms
Reptile Room
Sandy BD.org
Tom TnD BD.org
Trish BD.org

 

[ChinelleKitten]

There's a fridge drawer full of greens and other veggies but the rest of the fridge is practically empty, and the food in the drawer isn't for you.

This is what our fridge looks like

YKYLWBW...
You wake up in the middle of the night with a loose cricket in your bed and instead of killing it you scoop it up, go all the way upstairs, and put it back in the container for your beardie the next day. lol

 

[jeritta]

when everyone at work is talking about their babies and you take your pics to show them your "babies" and their new vivs.

 

[lizardgrrl]

YKYLWBW....

When the contact list on your cell phone looks something like this... :lol:

BELOW ALL CONTACTS I WOULDN"T HAVE IF I WERE NOT LIVING WITH BEARDIE>[/b]
Dawn FL. BD.org
Dawn OH. BD.org
Diane BD.org
Denise BD.org
Dr. Wentz DVM
Gina BD.org
Dr. Kahler DVM
MaryAnn BD.org
Michelle BD.org
Mulberry Farms
Reptile Room
Sandy BD.org
Tom TnD BD.org
Trish BD.org

:laughhard:

On this phone, I have a picture of Nef right now as my screen background. Before Nef, it was a pic of Galileo, sunning himself.
Phone #s include
Alyssa - I got Hob from her
Animal Control - watch out, bad pet store!
Barbara & Frank - :laughing6: :love5:
Chelsy - bd.org I got little Picche from her and she took my little Buddha/Vivo home with her :love5:
Christy - :notworthy: :love5:
Dr. Gandolfi - Reptile vet
Dr. Singer - Reptile vet
Kate - bd.org I got Spike and Thorn from her :love5:
Mike & Jen - Family friends and Herpetologists
Mulberry Farms - of course!
S. - from BAARS, which I found through bd.org
Sulphur Creek - Wildlife Rescue Center, where the Reptile Rally will be this weekend! :laughing6:
Sylvia - found homes for two of my babies last year.

I know I have many other # on my old house phone, currently in storage, and the old cell phone. My lizardgrrl email contacts list includes 54 out of 118 email addresses which are reptile people.

 

[Sadona]

You know you're living with beardies when you can recognize a beardie fart.

 

[Freeie]

You know you're living with beardies when you can recognize a beardie fart.

OMGGGGGG! That made me laugh intill i cried!!!!!!!

YKYLWBW....... You dont tell your hubby a new baby is comming. You sit up all night and think of ways to explane it to him when he comes home from work and sees the new addition... "I swear hunny i thought it was my shipment of roaches!"...... "Lexia had a baby! grats hunny its a boy!"......