You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[babyelvissocute]

YKYLWB when you are 14 and plan your sleepovers or hanging out with friends around your beardie's eating scheduele

 

[Goonie]

YKYLWB when you are 14 and plan your sleepovers or hanging out with friends around your beardie's eating scheduele

And I'm sure Elvis is ever so grateful to you being such a good slave :lol:

 

[spurlee01]

When you wake up in a cold sweat and a total panic cuz you had a nightmare about roach escapes :shock:

 

[CrystalReptile]

When your sitting in the bathroom with your laptop, on BD.org, watching the girl take her bath. And your getting exited because she's taking sips of water when she never has before.

 

[qydyn]

I have two sets of evidence that you're living with at least one beardie!

1. you fight with your spouse because he doesn't want the beardie to sit on the EXTREMELY expensive bonsai tree - she might eat the leaves!. His argument is if that tree is 20 years old (maybe older) and worth at least $1500 (currency conversion included) then the beardie might just knock the bark or something... My argument is that - well she likes it. Alot. She doesn't try to eat the leaves. in fact she justs sits on the tiny branch looking pretty.

My argument is that she is magical and will probably feed the tree with her energy....

 

[spurlee01]

We need pics now!

 

[ses2682]

You cut the heads of superworms because you are paranoid about them biting your baby. Plus you are extremely grossed out while doing this.. But you do it anyway because you love your baby!

 

[HumorDragon]

You hold a super in your bare hands becuase your beardie has become so stinking spoiled as far as feeding goes.... (Supers are kinda gross.)
You have a free butterfly kit coupon and you wonder if the catterpillers are edible for beardies. (Hello? do you have tomato horn worm larvae instead of painted ladies, or silk moth larvae?) lol

 

[punkrockprincess]

Your roomate stares in utter disbelief as you make airplane and train noises while hand-feeding your beardie ("here comes the endive zooom!" "make way for the super worm train choochoo!") .

You also babytalk to them while your friends stand at a distance...somewhat uncomfortrable...all looking at eachother.

You feel that now that you've raised sickly malnourished baby into a big fat subadult that you can tackle motherhood, you even catch yourself thinking, "motherhood might be easier than lizard-mommyhood".

 

[BeardyDragon]

YKYLWBW... you cancel your birthday party for your beardie's. AND... you wonder when his birthday is and you throw a party when you figure out when. me guilty of that... hahaha...

 

[MALIBUSMOM]

You sit on the couch watching the beardie run around the loop through kitchen into dining..thorough living room...back through kitchen...and you have a 47 inch plasma TV.
Knowing you could find an egg somewhere and you didn't hide any for easter!

 

[polardragon]

YKYLWBW... You design your university schedule around your beardie...

Now let's see I move this class here, I might have enough time to get home for lunch and if I move it there, I get more snuggle time...

 

[myzeak]

ykylwb When you you work graveyard shifts and wait till your days off to sleep so you can take care of them and play with them

 

[Sadona]

YKYLWBW you read other beardie's stories to them, sci-fi novels, and come home early from your boyfriends house to turn off their lights and cuddle with them...the bf confronts you and tells you hes jealous of the lizard.

 

[Doesj]

YKYLWB when the ENTER key on your keyboard isn't working anymore and you take it off to discover a waxworm has crawled underneath and made its cocoon...

...when your fiancee steps into the room, shouts "eeeeeeeeeeeew a worm!" when she sees an escaped waxworm and runs back out.

...when your fiancee who was absolutely against reptiles now snuggles in the couch with your beardie!