What you'd never say...

[bayoupig5]

I never thought I would go thru a bucket of roach poop pulling out egg cases.

:shock: I'd say thay one beats it

 

[beardlover]

I never thought I would I would PAY to bring roaches, worms, crickets IN to my home...

 

[Ethelia]

saying "please god let me find it before my boyfriend gets home" when you dropped a cricket.
criminal cricket is still at large.

 

[beardlover]

saying "please god let me find it before my boyfriend gets home" when you dropped a cricket.
criminal cricket is still at large.

Don't I know it! I had a shipment of 500 crickets that I was too lazy to put in their cage right away. It needed to be all cleaned out first....well they CHEWED right though the box! 500 crickets loose...in my boyfriend's DAD'S house!!! :shock:

 

[Ethelia]

Oh I feel your pain my sweet!

 

[jacqui778]

Before beardies I would never have heard about the "happy poopy dance", which I now do often, having 5 beardies!

Which you do often?! :shock:

I thought I was crazy, but I guess I haven't started the "happy poopy dance" myself yet! :lol:

-- Jacqui (I'm joking BTW :roll

 

[jacqui778]

Oops, double post. I shall use it to my advantage.

Things I'd never thought I'd say: "But that beard away, mister!" "We's gonna get you some nice UVBs, huh?" "Oi, get your claws out of my coffee!" "Reginald Quincy do NOT go back there! No! There are no butters back there, trust me!" "I'm sorry, I can't help you now, I've lost my dragon's blankie." "Ai! You! Get back here you paper-legged coward!" <--- While talking to crix. "Mhm, do I taste good, Mister Dragon?" "Don't eat that probe! NO!"

Mhm, that's just the beginning....

-- Jacqui

 

[haleygirl272]

Oops, double post. I shall use it to my advantage.

Things I'd never thought I'd say: "But that beard away, mister!" "We's gonna get you some nice UVBs, huh?" "Oi, get your claws out of my coffee!" "Reginald Quincy do NOT go back there! No! There are no butters back there, trust me!" "I'm sorry, I can't help you now, I've lost my dragon's blankie." "Ai! You! Get back here you paper-legged coward!" <--- While talking to crix. "Mhm, do I taste good, Mister Dragon?" "Don't eat that probe! NO!"

Mhm, that's just the beginning....

-- Jacqui

I have said SO many of those things, It's not even funny. Oh wait, yeah it is!! :lol:

 

[jacqui778]

Bump.

Also, I never thought I would call crickets and worms and babyfood 'noms'.

I was buying babyfood, and muttering to myself, "No, I don't think he'll like that...." And some lady is staring at me like I'm too young to be buying babyfood. Seeing her expression, I look at her and say matter-of-factly, "It's for my lizard."

She nodded slowly as if I was crazy, and walked away quickly. :lol:

-- Jacqui

 

[Beardiemommy137]

"Someone looks grumpy-wumpy today!" I never even said that to my kids!!!!

Or "I know you want to come out, but the kids aren't listening and you'll have to wait!"

I also never thought I'd be planning a project that revolves around building a home and electrical stuff for a reptile. And not to mention a pen that I got the idea for from this forum!!

 

[AprilMayJune]

Before Beardies I thought I would never be saying "Let me wipe that babyfood from your beard before you climb over your temple" and "95% of my vegetable garden is Beardie safe"

I also never thought I would have to explain (since having my tubes tied 9 years ago) why there is a baby bath tub and baby food in the house.

 

[Staz]

Some of these examples are hillarious. Before Jade I never thought I'd say... (In a conversation about lunch breaks) "oh I'm going home to check on my beardie" , "We have a locust on the loose!", "I'm in love with my loopy lazy lizard" - think the boyfriend felt a bit left out when jade was getting all the cuddles!!

And I never thought I'd be able to handle his feeders! The things we overcome!!

 

[wingeddrgn]

I never thought I'd say - "What a good poopie -- what a big boy pooping in the tub"

 

[Beardiemommy137]

how about, "Don't lick me....oh, you licked me!" I just said it. My hubby laughed. Jumper was feeling all lovey today. Awwwweeee beardie love!!!

 

[Beardiemommy137]

"I'll bet you a beardie next payday" My husband's exact words to me during a little spat we had over a movie. I should have took him up on it since he misunderstood what I said