Good morning all! This is Izzie, once again reporting the pointless and sad news of my world. On Sunday, the weather was bright and sunny but a trifle cool. Big plans were in the works, as soon as the slave returned from work. I allowed her a cup of coffee, then we set off for the trip to her parents. I was supposed to have pictures of the expedition, but as soon as the camera-cat found out we were going by car, he took off, screaming something about "evil vets sticking things in him". Sheesh, what a baby!!
At first, it was both uncomfortable and unpleasant. I was wrapped in my blanket, on her lap, and I thought my head was going to bobble off.
Of course I complained and
of course the slave listened. I was given the choice position on the dashboard, where I not only had plenty of sun but the best view of the journey. I saw cows, and horses, and water and lots and lots of green. The only disappointment of the trip, was the slave's constant stream of babble. I know I'm big, strong and ferocious, But I object to being called
"cute"!
Well, after a pointless 1/2 hour drive, we arrived. I was greeted appropriately by the slave's mother. She was sadly smitten with my colorful face and gave me a lovely sunny spot to sit on the back lawn. However the old, very grumpy slave called "Dad", was inexcusably rude to me! He actually threatened to turn me into a
PURSE! :shock: :evil: And to add insult to injury, demanded to know why the slave didn't bring the furball bunnies for his :bleick: lunch! We left soon after and start back for home.
On our way back, I became a bit overheated and changed positions from the dash to the headrest. Not as good a view but cooler. We also pointlessly stopped at a place called "Mick Rotten" for milkshakes. Sadly,all was well until the unknown slave serving us saw me. What a noise! I thought I'd have a heart attack when she let out a shriek.
rotest: EXCUSE ME, human. It's not like I'm actually near you! I'm sitting in a car at the drive through window!
Finally, we were home and I received my breakfast worms and a
bath. After that, I enjoyed another hour outside before going to my room and having a nap :sleepy2: . I was also very gracious and forgave GT for running off with the camera. (He told me his :evil: horror story of going to the vet's office. The slave had better think twice before trying that with me! :twisted: )
This was Izzie Izard reporting.