Lizard Jokes!

[TheDragonKeepers]

Why did the beardie go on a diet? He was too heavy for his scales!

Any to add?

 

[TheDragonKeepers]

Ooh, I thought of another one!

What do you call a beardie that sings Burt Bacharach songs?

A lounge lizard!

And another:

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles!

OoH!

What's a beardie's favourite game?

Cricket!

C'mon, my contributions are wincingly bad - have you got any awful ones to include?

 

[LunaFierce]

A guy walks into a bar and as he sits down on a barstool he notices there's a lizard on stage telling jokes.
The guy asks the bartender, "What's with the lizard?"
The bartender replies, "Oh he's the stand up chameleon."

 

[ilovebeardeddragons]

lmao those are funny

 

[Grixxly15]

What do you call a bearded dragon that is good at rhyming?

A rap-tile.

 

[O-Gonchothedragon]

:laughhard: :laughhard: awesome

 

[Goonie]

TheDragonKeepers, as "wincingly bad" as your jokes were, they were hysterical!

Keep 'em coming people. I'm always up for a good laugh.

 

[TheDragonKeepers]

*does a sideway headbow of the happy but submissive*

Fair enough!
This one isn't a lizard joke, but still applicable:

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere; it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!" - pr0p3rty0fahaj0kes