You know you're living with beardies when...

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Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?
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TheDragonKeepers

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You wonder why the remote's just fallen off the bedside table - then realise one of your lizards is basking under your bedside lamp and you'd forgotten he was there. (Oops!)

My partner says: "when you have two bearded dragons." :? "Oh, sorry - was that a bit blunt?"
 

Julie77

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maxattack":2fa01 said:
beardiegirlie":2fa01 said:
When skin coming off is a good thing ( as in humans or fur children that would be a very very bad thing)

HA! Or you chase your hubby (who's not crazy about her) around the house with a huge piece of shed skin! :lol:


OR... You Put your Beardie ON your husband as he is laying on the couch and HE freaks out.. "get it off... get it off!!" "what is it doing?!?!?!?"
:laughhard:
 

herpfreak

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...When there are three hooks in the bathroom; two marked "Ben" and "Jon" and one marked "Budo" (I get my own private bathroom.) And the towel on the "Budo" hook is the fuzziest.

...When someone wonders why there is a toothbrush by the bathtub instead of by the sink. "It's Budo's scrub brush, of course!"

...When you don't complain about the stink of sulphur or dead animal or skunk. (Or, in my case, a frozen rat that overcooked in the microwave... woops... :oops: )And you say "They've got nothing on Budo after eating butternut squash!" :lol:
 

dolcedragon

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TheDragonKeepers":85173 said:
My partner says: "when you have two bearded dragons." :? "Oh, sorry - was that a bit blunt?"
LOL oh c'mon, what fun is there in stating the obvious?

How about when you've trained yourself to sleep very, very still so that you won't roll over on top of your scaly babies...
 

gulfbrzdawn

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Julie77":368aa said:
OR... You Put your Beardie ON your husband as he is laying on the couch and HE freaks out.. "get it off... get it off!!" "what is it doing?!?!?!?"
:laughhard:
Oh, that's bad !!!
 

Julie77

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gulfbrzdawn":2f7df said:
Julie77":2f7df said:
OR... You Put your Beardie ON your husband as he is laying on the couch and HE freaks out.. "get it off... get it off!!" "what is it doing?!?!?!?"
:laughhard:
Oh, that's bad !!!


What makes that so much funnier is that he used to have lizards as a kid! And NOW they freak him out? These are the first ones I have EVER come into contact with and they are the cutest little buggers EVER!!!!
 

Goonie

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dolcedragon":cf27e said:
How about when you've trained yourself to sleep very, very still so that you won't roll over on top of your scaly babies...
I'm definitely guilty of that (but he sleeps on top of ME), to the point where I'd wake up so sore that I can't even roll out of bed. But as long as Pookie is all nice and warm and comfy, I'll continue to suffer :mrgreen:
 

Goonie

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tarian":24baa said:
what happend to "you know your living with beardies when??"
:oops:

You know you're living with beardies when...
... you don't mind giving up more than half of your bed to your beardie so he could sleep in comfort.
 

andras

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You know you're living with beardies when your bedroom light schedule revolves around a vivarium light schedule.
 

TheDragonKeepers

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You know... when you don't have an alarm clock for work.
(In my old houseshare, Ky lived in my room and her light used to wake me up at 6.50 am every morning.)
 

herpfreak

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You know you're living with beardies when...
... you don't mind giving up more than half of your bed to your beardie so he could sleep in comfort.
I'm so jealous! I tried snuggling with Budo on my bed once, and the very second he got on the bed, he rain straight to my very expensive duvet and pooed all over it! I don't mind him going on the carpet, but my duvet... :( I put lots of blankets and pillows on the floor when I want to cuddle.
 
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