You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[herpfreak]

You know you're living with beardies when you're stomach's grumbling, and your family is at the table eating dinner, but where are you? Dicing up apples for homemade applesauce, not for you, but for your pooing-rebel beardie, of course! :roll: Dinner can wait when your dragon's poo schedule has been tampered with.

Jacqui

:laughhard: Good luck! Which one is it?

 

[Embee]

You know you're living with beardies when you're stomach's grumbling, and your family is at the table eating dinner, but where are you? Dicing up apples for homemade applesauce, not for you, but for your pooing-rebel beardie, of course! :roll: Dinner can wait when your dragon's poo schedule has been tampered with.

Jacqui

:laughhard:

I hear ya, Jacqui! Cloudy's poop schedule has been all over the place lately and it's driving me crazy! :shock: Poo rebel beardies and their wicked, wicked ways... anymore, I never know when it's gonna blow, or where it's gonna go. :roll:

Em

 

[ajkry2]

you have a case of insomnia and can't get off bd.org :lol: :study:

 

[jacqui778]

You know you're living with beardies when you're stomach's grumbling, and your family is at the table eating dinner, but where are you? Dicing up apples for homemade applesauce, not for you, but for your pooing-rebel beardie, of course! :roll: Dinner can wait when your dragon's poo schedule has been tampered with.

Jacqui

:laughhard: Good luck! Which one is it?

Gem, of course. The applesauce actually turned out pretty good for my first time, although the apples I used didn't have the taste that is right for applesauce. Gem liked it, anyway, though she'll tell you differently.

 

[beardie parents]

.... When your driving home from work and a large cow (larger than the vehicle you're driving) is standing in the middle of the road, right where you are driving (dark night couldn't see much) and you hit it, your first thought is you are glad your girls aren't with you, they would have gotten hurt, or worse.

 

[MissT]

You know you're living with beardies when you're stomach's grumbling, and your family is at the table eating dinner, but where are you? Dicing up apples for homemade applesauce, not for you, but for your pooing-rebel beardie, of course! :roll: Dinner can wait when your dragon's poo schedule has been tampered with.

Jacqui

:laughhard:

I hear ya, Jacqui! Cloudy's poop schedule has been all over the place lately and it's driving me crazy! :shock: Poo rebel beardies and their wicked, wicked ways... anymore, I never know when it's gonna blow, or where it's gonna go. :roll:

Em

Haha, least I know now that im not alone... its been a month now since our 'poo-rebel' went on a poo strike!!!

you know you're living with beardies when you spend half your day pleading with him to 'do a nice big poop for mummy' and talking about this lack of poop with anyone who will listen....

 

[peera]

...When you're standing in the baby food aisle looking for food for your skin child, and realize they have pumpkin-apple baby food and think how awesome that would be for helping your dragon poop!

 

[jacqui778]

...When you're standing in the baby food aisle looking for food for your skin child, and realize they have pumpkin-apple baby food and think how awesome that would be for helping your dragon poop!

Or, in my case, you're standing in the babyfood aisle comparing prices and wondering if your dragon's going to like this, or this? And a woman is kinda staring at you (you're 13 and buying babyfood?) and so you turn to her and say, "Oh, it's for my lizard." Then you get and even stranger look!

Jacqui

 

[peera]

Haha, my other favorite is when I check out and they ask you how turnip greens taste. "I don't know, I don't eat them! My lizards seem to like them though!" Last time I ended up fielding questions from the cashier & the woman behind me for like 10 minutes.

 

[Neromom39]

You know you're living with beardies when...

You get a new phone that has internet capabilities and the first thing you do is bookmark BD.ORG.

HA! Take that stooooopid work computer! Now I will be able to see pictures :mrgreen:

 

[gulfbrzdawn]

HA! Take that stooooopid work computer! Now I will be able to see pictures :mrgreen:

:laughing6: You Go Girl!

 

[Ethelia]

When you frequently buy small numbers of fresh veg from the market, and after weeks of buying only 4 sprouts/beans/blueberries at a time the man chuckles and flirtingly says "no wonder your so slim. you barely eat anything", to which you reply "dont worry, I eat like a horse. the veg is for my lizards" and watch as the 'come-get-me' smug look on his face turns to horror.

 

[Goonie]

When you frequently buy small numbers of fresh veg from the market, and after weeks of buying only 4 sprouts/beans/blueberries at a time the man chuckles and flirtingly says "no wonder your so slim. you barely eat anything", to which you reply "dont worry, I eat like a horse. the veg is for my lizards" and watch as the 'come-get-me' smug look on his face turns to horror.

• :laughhard: (I love it!!!)

 

[Neromom39]

You know you're living with beardies when.... quality time with your husband involves preparing beardie greens and the romantic talk consists of "Would you like me to get the worms ready for tomorrow?" .."Oh, no that's OK, I'll do it" :roll:

 

[fresnowitte]

HA! Take that stooooopid work computer! Now I will be able to see pictures :mrgreen:

:laughhard: