Before beardies, I never thought I would have a roach colony in my spare bedroom or a big tub of supers in my dining room. Also, I would never sing this " nummy, yummy it's good for your tummy" song to a scaled reptile before. Oh before beardies, no one would have dreamed I would even have a reptile in my house let alone hold one. :lol: :lol:
before beardies i thought i would never say "herptastical!!!"
before beardies, i wouldnt even CONSIDER having crickets and worms in my room and fridge!!!!
Before Ruben I never thought I would willingly massage a creatures booty to help it poop.
Before Ruben I never thought I would smother a dragon in kisses for pooping out sand.
Before beardies I never thought I would say "mmm that smells good. Smells like butterworms" (to my mothers fruit cobbler and no she didnt take it as a compliment)
Before Dex I never knew what true companionship was.
Before beardies, I never thought I'd ever say "Make sure you go poo-poo today", or "Eat all of your yum-yums", or "Do you want to sit by the window and get some sun?", or "Time for wakey!", or "You went poo-poo! That's a good boy!", or "Who wants some wormies?", or "Look, I put yummy calcium powder on your yum-yums!", or "No, you can't come out to play until you eat some yum-yums.", or "There are starving beardies out there!"
I'm sure there are lots more sayings, but those are the ones I say the most often.
Ethelia":959fe said:
Before Dex I never knew what true companionship was.
Before beardies, I never thought I'd ever actually be cool enough for my kids friends "Wow, your mom likes lizards??? Are you kidding? She bathes them and kisses them?" :roll:
Before my beardie I never thought I'd say, "How about a nice warm bath and then later we'll have some good old crickies." Or, "Let's burrito up in your blankie and go night-night" and "Come on sweetie, let's do a poopy for momma."
If people in public heard what we say to our beardies...!!