THE WORLD DOMINATION THREAD!

[Atrax]

Me hooman waz talkin about that hairy tree too, but I havent seen it yetz. I cant waitz to climb al over them tree, hope me's iz gonna find some noms there. Hmm.... :roll:

Hav to tink it al over gud!

Ziggy out!

 

[grendel9]

Grendel hear. I am back. My hooman went on a long trip and the airplane people wood knot let her bring me on the airplane. Sew I was stuck at home with know computer. Two make matters worse, I did knot get two leave my viv, because my hooman's little cousin was taking care of me. He fed me lots, witch was excellent, butt he was two afraid two take me out.
I did have lots of time two think, though. I also talked a lot two my winged brothers and sister. They think they can get lots of other feathery types on board with this domination thing. They think they can get enough birdies two carry all of us! Wherever wee want two go!
Let me no what yew guise think. Fore now, I am going two get sum cuddle time inn - butt dew knot worry, I think I can resist being hypnotized. Besides, I need two find out why their are pictures of another dragon on my hooman's phone!!! :shock:

 

[Livey]

Sounds like a great idea,
My human has some things called `geckos`? and they seem to be awake at night, and im sure they could help
We have been thinking alot as well, as its snowing and its cold!
but i carnt help but sleep

Tiny an NU who woke up again

 

[wckdbtch]

I don't know what this snow thing is that you guys awe talking about... My two-leggew said she only saw snow befowe once in hew life! In Souf Afwica it is WEALLY vewy hot and dwy at the moment. My two-leggew said she wants to put fan fings in ouw homes next week...

I think I might have found anothew idea fow dominating. My two-leggew owdews my cwickets on the intewnet and it gets delivewed with a couwiew. Can we couwiew ouwselfs to ouw new inback? We just have to get the adwess and some plastic money. I can look next time my two-leggew pays fow my cwickets online - maybe I can get the numbews while she types...

I told you guys that thewe is anothew dwagon next doow to me - I got supew secwet infowmation on him. His name is Flippie and the two-leggews adopted him. He can pwetend to like cuddles vewy much and then the two-leggews don't watch me so much...

Do you all bath in one of those white ponds with the shiny watew fountains in? I bath in that and thewe is a tunnel that dwinks all the watew when I am finished. Do you think that tunnel goes to the othew big pond whewe the inback floats?

 

[Livey]

Yes ! i remember my human was going to buy another dragon from over the big pond..
So it musts be possible!
Maybe we should find a mailed lizard and ask it?


Tiny x

 

[Phoenix17June2009]

Yes ! i remember my human was going to buy another dragon from over the big pond..
So it musts be possible!
Maybe we should find a mailed lizard and ask it?


Tiny x

Hey there tiny!!! Its Juuji Fruit! I believe i could be of some assistance here! I was mailed!!! it was easy, i told one human to put me in the box and keep me warm and ship me to my new mommy! it was easy! you just sleep the whole way!!! now all we have to do is get your human under a trance (once your powers increase more of course) and then you will make her put you and Nu in the box!!!! my humans are with us on the beardie domination so you can come to my home with me and Phoenix in Alabama! then my slaves will do whatever we need!!! my mommy has an overload of my roaches, and she is going to start a superworm colony soon so we will have more than enough food to share!!!!
What do you think?
Now i know i'm young but phoenix has taught me well...i'm sure once he wakes up from his sleep he will prove to be most useful if you will have us join you we are ready!!

 

[Livey]

Yeaayyy! Hello Juuji Fruit!
Superworms YUM! my mommie *cough cough i mean slave *has some too!
I do hope phoenix wakes up soon!
I think Nu is trying to get a lie in, but keeps waking up, Me and her have fallen out as she won let me come down and play
So now i have taken Charge :twisted:


TINY TOT!

 

[Phoenix17June2009]

whoop whoop for taking charge!!!! as you see in my home i've taken charge lol! it will throw off the others! they wont expect a young, beautiful little liskard to be a mastermind! its perfect!!!

 

[wckdbtch]

Do they put food in the box? I am hungwy. I think my two-leggew is almost coming home to feed me... I am a little distwacted at the moment. How long will I have to be in the box? What about food? I am vewy hungwy...

 

[Phoenix17June2009]

JUUJI:
well when they put me in the box they fed me super well before i went anywhere, and i was at my destination within a day!!!! not even that long really and it was sort of relaxing! :wink:

 

[jennixpxp]

... hewow.. im adina, call me addie.. i was wonderin if yu could use anovver hand? i couldnt really do the guns thing (if you get into that..) i have some mbd but i still get around. just sometimes my hand bends the wrong way and i twip myswelf ): ill help yew guys in anyway possible... uh mom *looks up* am i doin ok with the words?? *stares at puter* oh ya my moms down with whatever... if it gets too intense ill uhh give her too much pain killers (sorry momm) she geets loopy with tooo many well we shawl talk soons ?

 

[Livey]

welcome Addie!

So it settled we order a massive bulk of shipping boxes, im guessing it would be easier if we all slept
Were STILL on hold here, its still falling white stuff outside and its -10 today
So we haven't had alot of exercise time to stretch our legs....

Tiny!

 

[grendel9]

... hewow.. im adina, call me addie.. i was wonderin if yu could use anovver hand? i couldnt really do the guns thing (if you get into that..) i have some mbd but i still get around. just sometimes my hand bends the wrong way and i twip myswelf ): ill help yew guys in anyway possible... uh mom *looks up* am i doin ok with the words?? *stares at puter* oh ya my moms down with whatever... if it gets too intense ill uhh give her too much pain killers (sorry momm) she geets loopy with tooo many well we shawl talk soons ?

High Addie! This is Grendel. My hooman takes those pane killer pills, two! Inn fact, she had something called an injection inn her back today, and she had two take extra pills. Sew she is loopy write now!!! :?
I like the idea of putting ourselves inn those boxes and putting ourselves inn the male. I am concerned that wee mite take longer than anticipated, though. I ordered sum worms fore myself (I memorized my hooman's credit card number), and they were supposed two arrive today, and they did knot. I think it has something two due with the male being slow because of that big holiday that is this month. The won with the trees and the lights and the presence. I like presence.
Butt I am just a baby. I will defer two the senior dominators. :silent:

 

[Livey]

what's this holidays? my human hasn't said anything about this?
Nu says she remembered last time when we had a tree, but i was too young
I keep hearing about lists and presents? i dont understand?
can i ask for something you think?
Oooo Im excited now!

 

[grendel9]

what's this holidays? my human hasn't said anything about this?
Nu says she remembered last time when we had a tree, but i was too young
I keep hearing about lists and presents? i dont understand?
can i ask for something you think?
Oooo Im excited now!

As I understand it, yew get two make a list of presence that yew want, butt yew dew knot get them unless yew hang up a sock fore the presence two go inn. This worried me at first, because I dew knot ware socks, butt apparently it does knot half two bee yore sock. Sew I am going two get the biggest sock I can find and make my hooman right my name on it. Then I am going two ask fore enough presence two fill the entire thing up. Hmmm ... I wonder if I can hang up too or three socks ... 8)