The Dragon Urban Legend....

[EmilyRussom]

I've heard this weird story that Bearded Dragons actually live in the wild.

What a lie!

They can't exist in the wild! Who would make their salads?!?!?! They have to be cut to perfection!

They couldn't possibly survive on WILD food - what about parasites?

And I think all the wonderful members here know how much a dragon likes a nice blanket to snuggle in. I highly doubt those are provided to them upon birth in the vast wilderness of Australia. What a joke!

Do they have communal baths there where they take turns bathing once a day? Doubtful.

What if it gets too cold, or too hot? They don't have slaves to help them.

Dragons were created in a secret government lab, then passed out to willing slaves so their population could grow. THAT is the truth!!! I can't believe people think they survive ON THEIR OWN, in the WILD. What a preposterous and silly notion. Seriously, like that would happen. It's not like someone dusts their food with calcium and multivitamins and hand feeds them. They can't possibly live in the wild!

This is my conclusion

 

[Claudiusx]

:mrgreen:

A seemingly reasonable conclusion!

-Brandon

 

[EmilyRussom]

THANK YOU!

I know I'm not the only one who thinks this. Dragons were developed in a secret government lab somewhere! This whole, "indigenous to Australia" thing is absurd.

 

[DaddyGeek]

This made my day lol

 

[TeethandClaws]

I KNEW IT. SO THATS WHAT AREA 51 ONE IS FOR.

 

[ChiefsDaddy]

I KNEW IT. SO THATS WHAT AREA 51 ONE IS FOR.

 

[EmilyRussom]

Yep! Dragon breeding...

Now you all know the truth. My job is done here.

 

[MrWhite]

I KNEW IT. SO THATS WHAT AREA 51 ONE IS FOR.

so are you saying that beardies are actually ALIENS SLOWLY INVADING THE PLANET!!! :shock:

 

[EmilyRussom]

Nope - not aliens at all. This is just where they're bred. You can't think they SERIOUSLY live ON THEIR OWN in Australia, can you? What if they hide under a leaf all day, and don't have a slave to move said leaf so they get more UVB?

Secret Government Lab - that's where they are raised. Then we spend buttloads of cash on them, and the people at the lab laugh at us.

 

[grendel9]

I've heard this weird story that Bearded Dragons actually live in the wild.

What a lie!

They can't exist in the wild! Who would make their salads?!?!?! They have to be cut to perfection!

They couldn't possibly survive on WILD food - what about parasites?

And I think all the wonderful members here know how much a dragon likes a nice blanket to snuggle in. I highly doubt those are provided to them upon birth in the vast wilderness of Australia. What a joke!

Do they have communal baths there where they take turns bathing once a day? Doubtful.

What if it gets too cold, or too hot? They don't have slaves to help them.

Dragons were created in a secret government lab, then passed out to willing slaves so their population could grow. THAT is the truth!!! I can't believe people think they survive ON THEIR OWN, in the WILD. What a preposterous and silly notion. Seriously, like that would happen. It's not like someone dusts their food with calcium and multivitamins and hand feeds them. They can't possibly live in the wild!

This is my conclusion

Best. Post. Ever.

 

[EmilyRussom]

Why thank you <3

 

[MrWhite]

Nope - not aliens at all. This is just where they're bred.

whew...that's a relief... I didn't want Argos to pull a raygun out of his vent and vaporize me for not being on time with his crickets...

 

[DaddyGeek]

Nope - not aliens at all. This is just where they're bred.

whew...that's a relief... I didn't want Argos to pull a raygun out of his vent and vaporize me for not being on time with his crickets...

lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: This thread gets better and better.

 

[EmilyRussom]

whew...that's a relief... I didn't want Argos to pull a raygun out of his vent and vaporize me for not being on time with his crickets...

I shouldn't have read that at work... because now, I have a horrible case of the giggles.

 

[TeethandClaws]

mummy im scared of these wierd lizards D:

help! Im being held hostageized by one of my lizard-creature-things. to hell with lizards. THEY ARE NOW KNOWN AS ZORGS