EmilyRussom
Juvie Member
I've heard this weird story that Bearded Dragons actually live in the wild.
What a lie!
They can't exist in the wild! Who would make their salads?!?!?! They have to be cut to perfection!
They couldn't possibly survive on WILD food - what about parasites?
And I think all the wonderful members here know how much a dragon likes a nice blanket to snuggle in. I highly doubt those are provided to them upon birth in the vast wilderness of Australia. What a joke!
Do they have communal baths there where they take turns bathing once a day? Doubtful.
What if it gets too cold, or too hot? They don't have slaves to help them.
Dragons were created in a secret government lab, then passed out to willing slaves so their population could grow. THAT is the truth!!! I can't believe people think they survive ON THEIR OWN, in the WILD. What a preposterous and silly notion. Seriously, like that would happen. It's not like someone dusts their food with calcium and multivitamins and hand feeds them. They can't possibly live in the wild!
This is my conclusion
What a lie!
They can't exist in the wild! Who would make their salads?!?!?! They have to be cut to perfection!
They couldn't possibly survive on WILD food - what about parasites?
And I think all the wonderful members here know how much a dragon likes a nice blanket to snuggle in. I highly doubt those are provided to them upon birth in the vast wilderness of Australia. What a joke!
Do they have communal baths there where they take turns bathing once a day? Doubtful.
What if it gets too cold, or too hot? They don't have slaves to help them.
Dragons were created in a secret government lab, then passed out to willing slaves so their population could grow. THAT is the truth!!! I can't believe people think they survive ON THEIR OWN, in the WILD. What a preposterous and silly notion. Seriously, like that would happen. It's not like someone dusts their food with calcium and multivitamins and hand feeds them. They can't possibly live in the wild!
This is my conclusion