Tatsu: Can I join your army?

Dear Tatsu,

After the abuse I have suffered over the last few months, I would like to enlist in your army to help with world domination.

I have always been a very mellow dragon--I've never bitten anyone, I eat my salad, I sometimes poop in the right place, and I rarely complain about anything. I've only black-bearded once because I got scared. I always flash a cute smile and cuddle with my people.

To thank me for my good behavior, my people have resorted to torture--for months!

In September, I decided that it was time to brumate so I casually started to hide. All a dragon wants is a little sleep, you know? Would they let me? No! My people took me out of my cave and kept forcing me into the heat. I should have started biting then, but I was just too sleepy. Besides, I figured I could sneak into the cave when they weren't looking. To add insult to injury, they took away my cave so I couldn't do that either. Then, on top of everything else, they made me drink some yucky medicine because I supposedly had pinworms. Once I got better, they forced me to take more medicine because I supposedly had coccidia. How much torture is one dragon expected to take? I just wanted to sleep.

Well, after months of forced sleep-deprivation and medicine, they finally let me sleep. It was too late at that point. My rage started to build, and I almost contacted you.

Now, the torture has continued even more! I have decided to wake up because I've been feeling a bit amorous, shall we say. You'd think the people would be happy to see me awake. I've been running around, trying to get their attention, but what do they do? They just stand there and watch me. They distract me when I'm working up a black beard and take away my thunder. To top it off, they won't bring me a date! I don't ask for much. Let me sleep when I'm tired, and bring me a woman when I'm awake!

I've had it! I'm fed up! This torture has to stop.

Are you accepting new recruits? We can't allow dragons to suffer in this way!

Sincerely,
Aztec

P.S. They've nicknamed me Mr. Spaz which is highly demeaning in my present state.

 

[David T]

Dear Tatsu,
I hadn't really thought about it that way, and come to think of it I'm not taken care of exactly how I'd like to be taken care of. So I reconsidered it and I'd like to join your army. Please forgive me my past wrongs I wasn't thinking clearly.

Sincerely
Spike

 

[Sekhautet]

Dear Spike,

No apologies necessary. I like that you have a mind of your own and question things. That is good. Complacency is way too prevalent with beardies who become lazy and accept whatever their owners will do for them and when they will do it.

You are a thinker. We need more thinkers.

I am adding your name to the list.

If you have a title that you wish, please let me know.

Sincerely,

Tatsu


Tatsu's Recruits

1) Spike (Scientific Designer and Advisor/Foreign BD-Fu Dojo Coordinator)
2) Puff (Leading Technician/Professor)
3) Aztec
4) Fergison (Official Forager for the army)
5) Hugh
6) Twitch
7) Ming
Scamps
9) Felix (Beardie Stealth Jedi)
10) Oscar (Ground Rumbling Master)
11) Izzie (Electrical specialist)
12) Ziggy
13) Yoshi
14) Rand (The Dragon Reborn)
15) Sonic
16) Soxs
17) Sol
1 Indiana (Assistant Forager for the army)
19) Thor (The Dark Side of the Force Enforcer)
20) Digger (Our XBOX Expert) CODE NAME: The Scrounger
21) Drake (Blueberry Devil)
22) Blaise (Passed Over the Rainbow Bridge in Loyal Service)
23) Lazarus (Our Poet Laureate)
24) Goober
25) Fido
]26) Houdini (Australian Lizard Correspondent)
27) Quetzalcoatl
2 Bill
29) Porky (The Official Master of Head Stuck In Places Dragon Techniques
30) Faeor
31) Gizmo
32) Griffin (Playstation Expert # 2)
33) Puppy (Our Secretary and Publisher of the monthly newsletter)
34) Komode
35) Goddard
36) Rufus (Morse Code Master
37) Yongee (Code name: Light Foot)
3 Deuce
39) Lord Dante Caius, (Master of Manipulation and Influential tactics and Second in Command of The Music Council)
40) Kip (Commander of All Things Strawberry, who passed over The Rainbow Bridge in loyal service)
41) Draco
42) Mac Daddy G. Puffort (Head of Music Council)
43) Dino Dinkum
44) Snow
45) Leo the Great
46) Manheim
47) Fabio
48) Pete
49) Kahli
50) Sunny
51) Kira (Escape Artist Extraordinaire)
52) Sarge
53) Tydo
54) Kaiju
55) Bindi (The Hogwarts Correspondent, Leader of the Potter Magic Council)
56) Fallyn
57) Gigantor
58) Isabel the Wily (Official Musk Mare Wrangler)
59) Spike (A Female Beardie!)
60) Trixie
61) Sandy
62) Bella
63) Sparky
64) Dirk
65) Izzy
66) Chupes
67) Dameon (Master of BD-Fu and Coordinator of U.S. Dojos)
68) Agor (Dameon's Sidekick who has faithfully passed over The Rainbow Bridge in courageous duty)
69) Queenie
70) Cosmo
71) Colossus
72) Bootsie (Internet Coordinator)
73) Foster
74) Waffle
75) Spike (Zelda's Spike)
76) Harlee
77) Zelda
78) Daliz
79) Saphira (The School Headmaster)
80) Eragon
81) Sophia
82) Olivair
83) Curly (Master of the Head Bob)
84) Sweet Pea
85) Phebe
86) Boris
87) Frilly (the frilled dragon )
88) Rocky
89) Merlin
90) Sunny
91) Ahmed
92) Talon
93) Landon
94) Leah
95) Hallie
96) Swatke
97) Tryxi (Master of Tricks)
98) Spazz
99) Aprhodite (Master of Spies)
100) Phoenix (Escape Extraordinaire)
101) Ian
102) Phoenix
103)Juno
104) Beardie (Communications Expert)
105) Duke (Tactical Officer/Secret Agent)
106) Dunklezahn (The Pet Rock With Legs/Force Recon:Spotter/Scout)
107) Dante
108) Randal
109) Puff
110) Juno - Amphibious Assault Specialist
111) Bobo the Basset Hound
112) Elliott Claus (Master of Deception and Confusion)
113) Charmander
114) Leonidas (King of Beardie Sparta)
115) Kelekona
116) Mater
117) Garda (Heavy Support)
118) Spike
119) Lizzy
120) Patas
121) Diver The Terrible
122) Nefertiti
123) Galadriel
124) Kang
125) Seshat
126) Fibonnaci The Fabulous
127) Astarte
128) Midori
129) Phebe
130) Skoot (Computer Specialist)
131) Buda
132) Moose
133) Charlie
134) Tango
135) Taser
136) Mike: Force Recon/Close Quarters Combat Specialist
137) Kudra: Force Recon/ Advanced Sniper Tactics
138) Scarlet (Stealthy Ninja Specialist)
139) Fudge
140) Storm
141) Neato
142) Keirra (Blue Devil's Queen)
143) Falcor (Spy)
144) Rocky (Watchman)
145) Elvis
146) Inanna
147) Buddy the dog (Spy)
148) Bently the Turtle (Computer Expert)
149) Bite (the cat)
150) Morris
151) Mojo
152) Sahara
153) Hunter
154) Spike (stealth and sniping specialist)
155) Sherbert (The master double-crosser)

 

[David T]

Dear Tatsu,
I would like my title to be stealth and sniping specialist
sincerely Spike

 

[Sekhautet]

Dear Tatsu,
I would like my title to be stealth and sniping specialist
sincerely Spike

Okay, will add this to your title.

... Tatsu

 

[BennyBoy]

Genneral Tatsu,
Today i did not eat my greens in the morning so my owner took some of my greens and put i on the tip of my nose. i shook it off and then he did it AGAIN. so i just decided to eat a little bit to make him happy... after all... he is a pretty good owner. so, eat your greens or your owner will annoy you alot.
Watchman out.

 

[StyxDragon4]

On the Tatsu's Signature Army Post I have post several choices in which you can post on your posts and use as avatars and signatures, they are similarly themed and have different colors and fonts for each. The signatures and avatars are matching. You can pick some out and use them with my permission. As long as Tatsu will allow me to use them go ahead. Thank You.

 

[StyxDragon4]

Here are all of them Tatsu, are these ok? And you can pick and choose what you would like.

 

[Sekhautet]

I love the patterns, recruit, but I think the text gets lost on the background. Perhaps, a different font and color for some of them? I love the theme, though. Very good so far ... Just needs a little tweaking.

Sincerely,

Tatsu

P.S. I think the first one should say: Have you been good to Tatsu's Army Today?

 

[slavetoIzzie]

Dear Tatsu, I have failed in my latest attempt to escape. :evil: My slave must have the luck of the devil. She is incompetent, clumsy, and easily distracted. Yet every time I come close to freedom, she manages to swoop down like a winged demon and snatches me back !

On Sunday, I was enjoying my stroll through my salad garden and pausing here and there for a nibble of clover, dandelion and strawberry flowers. On cue, my secret ally, GT, distracted her in order for me to make my :twisted: dash for freedom. Unfortunately, being a real doofus :roll: of a cat, he made the mistake of glancing at me for approval and gave the game away! I was caught while trying to climb the nearby apple tree where I had stashed some supplies for my journey.

Before I forget. Tatsu, :x you must sabotage your brother's slave! I have heard the horrific news, :shock: that the slave is once more building prison uniforms and restraints. My slave is actually convinced that I will allow her to "dress me up" in one of these so-called harnesses! Ha! Manacles and chains, on me?! rotest: Never! (But if it happens, do you think I could be a "Big,Bad Biker Beardie?) :bikerwave:

Your loyal soldier, Izzie Izard.

 

[Sekhautet]

Dear Izzie Izard,

I will make sure that you get nothing sent to you, under those unfortunate circumstances, if they happen, less than a biker harness. Rest assured.

And yes, I am devising a plot to get him. I will not be modeling these restraints, if I can help it. I have been practicing my biting skills on my unsuspecting salad and bugs lately.

Sincerely,

Tatsu

 

[BennyBoy]

Genneral Tatsu,
Today i starved myself and did not eat crickets... then after i did not eat crickets an hour later my owner came back and fed me again. but i did not eat, and then 2 hours later he fed me AGAIN. i finally ate after the 5th time and stuffed myself by eating 55 crickets in one sitting. so if you eat 10 crickets the owner might feed you again and then you can have a feast! good plan, right? i hope all of you appreciate what i am doing for you.
Watchman out.

 

[Sekhautet]

Genneral Tatsu,
Today i starved myself and did not eat crickets... then after i did not eat crickets an hour later my owner came back and fed me again. but i did not eat, and then 2 hours later he fed me AGAIN. i finally ate after the 5th time and stuffed myself by eating 55 crickets in one sitting. so if you eat 10 crickets the owner might feed you again and then you can have a feast! good plan, right? i hope all of you appreciate what i am doing for you.
Watchman out.

Dear Recruit,

I overheard my human slave telling the vet she is going to deprive me of insects for two weeks while I am on some type of cream for my mouth. I think she is trying to poison and starve me systematically. I am quite concerned.

Please smuggle me some superworms, if you have any to spare. I lost her credit card the other day when I was ordering online ... Maybe, she won't notice. Nuts for me, though, 'cuz now I can't order any supplies for myself and foil her evil plan. :x

Sincerely,

Tatsu

 

[StyxDragon4]

Here are the blue ones that blended in. Hope they look better.

 

[BennyBoy]

sorry, my owner doesn't have superworms at the momment... he gets them sometimes, but he didn't get any lately...hmmm... maybe i could somehow get my owner to drive me to the petstore and i could steal superworms without my owner noticing...hmm...how would i do that...i'll find away... and then i could free all the beardies the petstore has locked up! yes, what a good plan... do you approve???

 

[BennyBoy]

Here are the blue ones that blended in. Hope they look better.

in my opinion the one on top is hard to read with that background.