Tatsu: Can I join your army?

Dear Tatsu,

After the abuse I have suffered over the last few months, I would like to enlist in your army to help with world domination.

I have always been a very mellow dragon--I've never bitten anyone, I eat my salad, I sometimes poop in the right place, and I rarely complain about anything. I've only black-bearded once because I got scared. I always flash a cute smile and cuddle with my people.

To thank me for my good behavior, my people have resorted to torture--for months!

In September, I decided that it was time to brumate so I casually started to hide. All a dragon wants is a little sleep, you know? Would they let me? No! My people took me out of my cave and kept forcing me into the heat. I should have started biting then, but I was just too sleepy. Besides, I figured I could sneak into the cave when they weren't looking. To add insult to injury, they took away my cave so I couldn't do that either. Then, on top of everything else, they made me drink some yucky medicine because I supposedly had pinworms. Once I got better, they forced me to take more medicine because I supposedly had coccidia. How much torture is one dragon expected to take? I just wanted to sleep.

Well, after months of forced sleep-deprivation and medicine, they finally let me sleep. It was too late at that point. My rage started to build, and I almost contacted you.

Now, the torture has continued even more! I have decided to wake up because I've been feeling a bit amorous, shall we say. You'd think the people would be happy to see me awake. I've been running around, trying to get their attention, but what do they do? They just stand there and watch me. They distract me when I'm working up a black beard and take away my thunder. To top it off, they won't bring me a date! I don't ask for much. Let me sleep when I'm tired, and bring me a woman when I'm awake!

I've had it! I'm fed up! This torture has to stop.

Are you accepting new recruits? We can't allow dragons to suffer in this way!

Sincerely,
Aztec

P.S. They've nicknamed me Mr. Spaz which is highly demeaning in my present state.

 

[StyxDragon4]

Should I change the text?

 

[StyxDragon4]

Ok here they are with more readable font.

 

[StyxDragon4]

And the one that said Have you been good to your beardie there have been complications in trying to change the wording and getting it saved correctly so I just gonna have to make another one.

 

[skymgirl]

General Tatsu ~

It appears I've been dropped from the ranks! I'm working hard on achieving domination in my home, and it's totally working. Today my human slave let me sit on her the whole time she watched some boring sports event on tv. (I think she called it baseball...) I can always get her to bust me out for some time in the tub and general hanging out time, but this was the longest time ever! I behaved so well that I think I have earned some grated squash in my salad tomorrow morning, which was all I was really after in the first place! I've been here just about a month and I have my human wrapped around my scaly toes! Anyway, if you could please add me back to your ranks, I would be much obliged!

Thank you!
Sherbert (The master double-crosser)

 

[StyxDragon4]

Hee it is. I made it bigger and better! Viola!

 

[duke11]

I still kinda think that they're a little unreadable. Maybe a bolder font or solid background. If there's any way you could make the BD.org link a link that people can click on, that would be cool too. Cool sigs and avatars! Have you seen mine? Does anyone want one made by me or Tryxi?

 

[StyxDragon4]

I might but that would take a lot of work. I'll make another one, just one, that will have a link on it.

 

[BennyBoy]

ya, i think that's a cool idea to put a link that people could just click on on one.

 

[beardienewbie]

wow that is really sad.

Now I know that BD's cannot get on the computer and type so I was just wondering if you are the owner of aztec??

I dont know....

How do you know these things and why aren't you doing something about it?

((not trying to be rude))

-Amy

 

[BennyBoy]

wow that is really sad.

Now I know that BD's cannot get on the computer and type so I was just wondering if you are the owner of aztec??

I dont know....

How do you know these things and why aren't you doing something about it?

((not trying to be rude))

-Amy

tatsu, a human has been on this forum! what should we do???

 

[StyxDragon4]

Drive him out! Doom on You, Doom on You, Doom on You! Get the fire and prepare the stake! Call a town meeting, he shall be prosecuted!
Boooooo!

 

[Sekhautet]

sorry, my owner doesn't have superworms at the momment... he gets them sometimes, but he didn't get any lately...hmmm... maybe i could somehow get my owner to drive me to the petstore and i could steal superworms without my owner noticing...hmm...how would i do that...i'll find away... and then i could free all the beardies the petstore has locked up! yes, what a good plan... do you approve???

Yes, I do.

Today my evil human slave took me to the VET. They poked me with a needle to aspirate my bump on my jawline. They took x-rays. They drew blood. They put a ridiculous looking yellow bandage on my tail. And they told me I need surgery next week. I am NOT happy. Plus, I have to fast for TWELVE hours before my slave drops me off there next week. Grrr ...

Sincerely,

Tatsu


Dear Sherbert,

My apologies to you for deleting your accidentally from the list.

I have added you back in the list on the last post of recruits.

Sincerely,

Tatsu

To all who are making signatures ... keep the good work. Progress is always good.

 

[Sekhautet]

wow that is really sad.

Now I know that BD's cannot get on the computer and type so I was just wondering if you are the owner of aztec??

I dont know....

How do you know these things and why aren't you doing something about it?

((not trying to be rude))

-Amy

tatsu, a human has been on this forum! what should we do???

We ignore them. The masses have spoken. Viva la revolution, as my cohort, Senora Fizzlebub would say!

Sincerely,

Tatsu

 

[slavetoIzzie]

:shock: Tatsu, your loyal troops are shocked and enraged by the mistreatment and humiliation heaped upon you by the so-called "vets". Obviously, this a a new tactic to destroy your will and crush our great cause. Stay strong, resist their torture and use this time to plot your slave's appropriate punishment :twisted: .

I also have unfortunate news. The male slave has become suspicious of my using his Play station, and removed it from my reach. In response, I have begun a campaign of division between the slaves. By acting (shudders delicately) loving and sweet to the female slave and bearding and head bobbing the male :twisted: , I have created a rift between them! I also continue my studies :study: into the uses of electricity. I therefore ask that my title be changed from playstation expert to Electrical specialist.

Your loyal soldier, Izzie ( recruit #11)

 

[Sekhautet]

:shock: Tatsu, your loyal troops are shocked and enraged by the mistreatment and humiliation heaped upon you by the so-called "vets". Obviously, this a a new tactic to destroy your will and crush our great cause. Stay strong, resist their torture and use this time to plot your slave's appropriate punishment :twisted: .

I also have unfortunate news. The male slave has become suspicious of my using his Play station, and removed it from my reach. In response, I have begun a campaign of division between the slaves. By acting (shudders delicately) loving and sweet to the female slave and bearding and head bobbing the male :twisted: , I have created a rift between them! I also continue my studies :study: into the uses of electricity. I therefore ask that my title be changed from playstation expert to Electrical specialist.

Your loyal soldier, Izzie ( recruit #11)

Done. And I too am shocked by my treatment.

Sincerely,

Tatsu