blondie098":f2f4d said:
Ok, Dawn -- it's last call, you need to hand over your keys! Who made coffee & is it strong?!?
Girl, you're 2 years ahead of me, you must not be getting the hot flashes yet? I'm all for putting the furniture on the curb (except for the piano, a girl has to have her standards!) -- but if I have to live under the hot lights, do the hornworms taste good dipped in caramel or chocolate? :shock: Or maybe they'd add a dash of color to a smoothie...
Listen here Blondie....Sadly enough I am not always
drinking(unlike other people on this pointless forum. I won't mention any names,
psst...she has a two-headed dragon :wink: )
...and yes I do have hot flashes. In fact, I have them so bad that my body sizzles. Girl, I am so
Hot that my husband sadly and pointlessly stays away from me, cuz I keep burning his sausage, bacon....whatever you want to call it.
supertrisha":f2f4d said:
didn't someone say they added superworms to their husband's breakfast shake because they were out of protien powder? I think I read that on "You know you're living with beardies when..."
He said it tasted alright- but a little grittier than usual. Yuck!
Yes supertrisha...someone did pointlessly add superworms to their husbands protein shake..... that someone was me :laughing6: . My poor sad husband, he sure puts up with alot of crap from me. Considering what I look like, he should have been out the door 22 yrs ago before he even stepped in it. Oh darn....I keep pointlessly forgetting you guys don't know what I look like, well with the exception of Barbara, Kate and a few others that got to take in my beauty when I posted a picture of myself the other day.