kingofnobbys
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This is a lighthearted compilation , feel free to add to the list (based on how your beardies behave).
I am blackbearding because :
--- I want to go to the toilet and my human wants to keep on cuddling / feeding me
--- I want to make sure the other beardies (/ lizards) know I'm boss
--- I want to go through that door that someone just closed
--- I am jealous of the other (dragon/lizard/pet) who is getting attention and I am not
--- I don't like that yucky green stuff you are trying to get me eat
--- I want my crickets and you are giving me superworms/silkworms/yucky green stuff...
--- you are making me take that vile tasting medicine
--- you are in the kitchen and I want to play on the kitchen floor, get out !
--- I want to poo but I can't , my belly hurts.
--- you stuck a needle in me and it really hurt
--- I have been waiting and waiting and waiting and you have not given my another snuggle (late at night - fighting sleep)
--- because you are putting me back in my enclosure and I was enjoying that snuggle
--- because I'm got my hormones playing havoc and I'm REALLY HORNY and she's so sexy
I am blackbearding because :
--- I want to go to the toilet and my human wants to keep on cuddling / feeding me
--- I want to make sure the other beardies (/ lizards) know I'm boss
--- I want to go through that door that someone just closed
--- I am jealous of the other (dragon/lizard/pet) who is getting attention and I am not
--- I don't like that yucky green stuff you are trying to get me eat
--- I want my crickets and you are giving me superworms/silkworms/yucky green stuff...
--- you are making me take that vile tasting medicine
--- you are in the kitchen and I want to play on the kitchen floor, get out !
--- I want to poo but I can't , my belly hurts.
--- you stuck a needle in me and it really hurt
--- I have been waiting and waiting and waiting and you have not given my another snuggle (late at night - fighting sleep)
--- because you are putting me back in my enclosure and I was enjoying that snuggle
--- because I'm got my hormones playing havoc and I'm REALLY HORNY and she's so sexy