I am blackbearding because .... (a lighthearted compilation)

[kingofnobbys]

This is a lighthearted compilation , feel free to add to the list (based on how your beardies behave).

I am blackbearding because :
--- I want to go to the toilet and my human wants to keep on cuddling / feeding me
--- I want to make sure the other beardies (/ lizards) know I'm boss
--- I want to go through that door that someone just closed
--- I am jealous of the other (dragon/lizard/pet) who is getting attention and I am not
--- I don't like that yucky green stuff you are trying to get me eat
--- I want my crickets and you are giving me superworms/silkworms/yucky green stuff...
--- you are making me take that vile tasting medicine
--- you are in the kitchen and I want to play on the kitchen floor, get out !
--- I want to poo but I can't , my belly hurts.
--- you stuck a needle in me and it really hurt
--- I have been waiting and waiting and waiting and you have not given my another snuggle (late at night - fighting sleep)
--- because you are putting me back in my enclosure and I was enjoying that snuggle
--- because I'm got my hormones playing havoc and I'm REALLY HORNY and she's so sexy

 

[kingofnobbys]

nther :

---- enough with the silkworms , I'm sick of them and I really can't fit anymore in...

 

[ruben0311]

- I'm sleeping and you think it's "cute" so you summon lightning from your little box (Camera). Go away I tired.

 

[CooperDragon]

--- Stupid mornings. Grumble Grumble.

 

[Rampagingraptor]

Curses Cooper, I was going to say that one! (mine still gives me a slight hiss within the first hour)
--- You won't stop petting me while I'm basking.
--- Because you keep trying to get me to hold still on you for a photo.
--- Because you won't let me climb the leather couch I always slip off of.

 

[ruben0311]

--- because the sun wont turn on!

 

[kingofnobbys]

..... EXCUSE ME !!!! .... THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A CRICKET !!!! .... bb , clamps jaws shut .... now be a good human and get me my GD crickets .... bb

 

[CooperDragon]

..... EXCUSE ME !!!! .... THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A CRICKET !!!! .... bb , clamps jaws shut .... now be a good human and get me my GD crickets .... bb

This, but then the sideways head look too.

 

[kingofnobbys]

Daddy (or mommy)... BB ... tell that mini human to get his stuff off the floor .... I want to go there and I can't get to MY sunny window with a view .... BB.

Daddy (or mommy) ..BB .. come and look at this , that scary little skink is inside again and I can't get to MY sunny window because it's there .... BB

 

[Draycebaby2014]

Because mom wont stop giving me crickets
..... because mom wont let me jump in the garbage can
...... becasue mom wont let me sleep all day

........ because mom gave me a bath lol

because mom came home late from work and i wanted out.

because mom wouldnt let me poop on her computer

 

[Draycebaby2014]

i forgot one

i'm black bearding because mom took me to the vet again cuz i wont stop glass dancing and hurting myself

 

[VerriKerri]

Because my mom got me a new log to hide under and took away the old log I was way too big for!

Because mom gave me a bath so I would be clean to go to the vet!

Because the cat won't stop looking at me!

 

[Draycebaby2014]

Because my mom got me a new log to hide under and took away the old log I was way too big for!

Because mom gave me a bath so I would be clean to go to the vet!

Because the cat won't stop looking at me!

Oh that last one Hahah that's too funny

 

[popsickle18]

-- because mom made me look at the sun
-- because I saw a plane
-- because I woke up from a bad dream
-- because I yawned and scared myself

 

[kingofnobbys]

.... YOU took me away from MY nice warm sunny window sill when I was REALLY enjoying the sun and watching the world outside....BB BB