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You wouldn't understand

My blanket: *Exists* Swordtail: (He has to poo)

He's just a chill lil bean

(Yes, he did this by himself)

Sour straw Cosmic brownie Saltine cracker from Wendy's

I have been told that bearded dragons are pretty smart but honestly, Swordtail seems as dumb as a rock (In a good way)

So I gave Swordtail some egg and was taking pictures, trying to get a picture of him with his mouth open and well.... See for yourself Tbh, lil dude needs to learn to chew with his mouth closed

He has no artistic skills so idk what he thinks he's going to do with it

So like, is it just me or do any of yall also make the weirdest sounds when your beardie is being adorable Like just a bit ago I was seriously like...

(He didn't even care)

This guy!

Wouldn't stop misbehaving so I turned him into a present. Might send him to my grandma that lives in Wisconsin, maybe then he will learn his lesson