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Zoomin'

What should I do!?

He was just kinda staring at a wall then the lil man turned around and jumped on a pillow and it flipped over, flipping him over too. He's fine now but dang, why must you be so stupid?

He looks so beautiful!

But I mean, then again, I sleep curled up like a croissant so who am I to judge him

"Draw me like one of your French lizards"

The ultimate sploot! (Pretty old picture btw)

Hint: It is all over him

I just don't understand how this could be comfortable

"Who is dis??"

1. They love boxes 2. They bite 3. They hoard treasure (your stuff) 4. They will sit on your keyboard when you really don't want them to (picture in attachments) 5. They are absolutely ADORABLE

Swordtail is currently in timeout for going OUT OF HIS WAY to crawl off of the paper towel I set him down on, crawl onto my blanket, then poop on my blanket That right there is the face of regret

I put a peice of kale on top of Swordtail about 2 hours ago He is still wearing it

"No"

He's so cute ♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️

I was just eating chips and watching YouTube and lil dude starts looking at me like this Like, I'm sorry lil man but dragons cannot eat chips!