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I turned an old sock I had into a sweater for Swordtail to wear lol

Bought some more hats for Swordtail!

Soooo... I found out that if I set my camera to 0.5x zoom (The button shown below) that I can get some EXTREMELY goofy pictures of Swordtail. (P.S, if you have an android phone (Idk if IPhones have the button since I don't have an IPhone) and take pictures like these of your beardie, please...

Swordtail obviously doesn't seem to like the 3d printed Bearded Dragon that I got

So I decided to go Trick or Treating with Swordtail! I was dressed up as a Zangoose and he was a Venusaur (you can see the costume in this post https://www.beardeddragon.org/threads/i-made-swordtail-a-halloween-costume.268011/ ) So anyways, Swordtail was very grumpy because he had to wear a...

What kind of pose is this??

Whatcha doing? Is that some food? Could I have some?

As you can probably tell, he is not too happy about being a burrito

Guess what he is :)

You may or may not have seen that I posted that Swordtail has been doing alot of "Lizard Yoga" lately on my profile This is what I mean by that Look at how he is stretching his leggies! (Also yes, I know, sand. I haven't gotten around to taking it out and putting the shelf liner in)

Bow down before him!

My most recent dish: The Beardie Burrito (Also, just thought I'd mention that right after these photos were taken, Swordtail tried to monch on my hair)