turd

He doesn't like baths

He's scared of the thunder :(

I am currently waiting for his stuff to dry since I sprayed it down with my hose. "Where did all my stuff go!?"

The lil triangle shaped bite mark ❤️

Is it humid? His enclosure: no His belly: yes

If only he knew he was going to the place he gets his worms at

Literally just a circle with some legs, a head, and a tail (No brain though)

I put Swordtail's girlfriend on his hammock with him and left. Checked on him about 10 minutes later and found him like this! 🤣

What's he looking at? Idk, the curtain I guess

I swear, some of the pictures I take of Swordtail are so cursed looking

He then proceeded to kick me in the face when I picked him up

Soo, my birthday is in 3 days and I am planning on going somewhere to celebrate with my mom and Swordtail is coming with us. I had to pack a bunch of his stuff which included his hammock and his girlfriend so he is grumpy!

Got some bearded dragon socks pretty recently, Swordtail seems to like them. He even licked one of them!