You know you are dragon slave...

If you go to brush a tiny “hair” from your dragon’s mouth and it is actually a 2” long cricket antennae they haven’t completely swallowed.

(Add your “if.”)

 

[Aaradimian]

... If you spend 10 minutes making & eating your own breakfast but 30 mins on your dragon’s. Tong-fed calcium crickets, anyone?

 

[Peach]

...If you tuck them in when the lights go out every night. :wink:

 

[Blackenedsabbath]

... If you spend 10 minutes making & eating your own breakfast but 30 mins on your dragon’s. Tong-fed calcium crickets, anyone?

:lol: Relatable


...if you worry more about your beardie's health than your own.

 

[LindseyStar]

These are all accurate. ?

 

[Gormagon]

When you're setting at the table having your coffee in the morning, after feeding your dragon and, you look over at her and, she hasn't touched her Greens. Then you see her staring at them then, she looks up at you and, back to her greens...(over and over). Then you get up and have to hand feed her a few to get her started, LOL!!! This is when you come to the realization that you have been trained and, are a good slave :shock: :shock: :shock: !!!!