THE WORLD DOMINATION THREAD!

[grendel9]

This is Grendel. I am very sad about Billy. I never met him, butt he was a comrade and friend. I will bee thinking of his family as they morn there loss.

 

[Looneytoon]

Baxter and Bella precent and accounded for,

My fellow comradez. We haves my hoomans rite were wez want them. The male hoomans byz us fresh bugz every dayz and I even got the female hooman to grow me roaches in the houze. I sneak in and get more when there not looking. Haha It geting cold here az well, Bella is finding it hard to stay awake last couple of weeks so I will be the main contact for now. If we can hold plains until itz warmer my hoomans will have grown plenty of food for the journy to our Mother Homeland. Iz under a yerz old but well over 500g would luvz to join the milsha army. Bella is the cuter onz and haz the ability to put any hooman under her spelz, The go stoopidz and sayz AWWWWW silly hoomans.

Iz will be given u report back on the food stock pile

Pleaz keep uz informed of further planz
Ur comrades of NC

Our heart goes out to our fallen comrade Billy

End Tranmision

 

[Atrax]

Pour Billy I wealy feel bad naw. Billy waz ar comrad, fliend and ar lider. What weel we doo without him.
I Ziggy and hole SR-unit is mourning. I hope somehaw we weel see eachother again.
Sorri for ur loss hooman slavez thingie.
Ar plan is on hold comrades! But keep plotin' anyways in tha meen time.


P.S.: poor Billy, we cantz stop tinking about him.

 

[Livey]

Nunie here
I no its sad, but i can already see my Human is feeling better already from all the really nice comments...
She has been sad for two days now and hasn't slept,
So me and Tiny haven't had much time with our slave....
We are very sad, but billy would of wanted us to go forth with our mission,
Our human Wants to get some more rescues , so we has to wait and see who she is bringing home in a couple of weeks..
Now about the water...
I once saw that ants can float??
Maybe we can gather some and sit on them??
I seen ants in the garden but they don't seem friendly
Maybe we could adapt to water? maybe we can grow fins and swim :mrgreen:

Nunu And Tiny!
Peace out! x

 

[Jess]

K, I is glad you is feeling betterer! Let us know when Hooman brings home more minions... We shall have to teach dem of our plans!

But if my hooman puts my buggies in water, dey drownded and die! Are deese "ants" you speak of water-proofz?

I vote dat we evolvez into water dragonz, wif fins and under-water-breathing Maybe we askz da Chinese Water Dragonz der secrets??

 

[Livey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A042J0IDQK4
Look! they wouldent hold up in a storm thoughs :/
I says we find some pokemon! They could help us! :mrgreen:

 

[MissMichelle91]

O hay guiz. Indie heer. I has ben reeding ovur dis thred four a few dais nao and i wud reely liek to join.
Altho i iz small, i has alredy figurd out hao to get out of mi viv. I kin get out in teh depths of teh nite and reek some havikz in mi slaves houz.
Also, since i iz so small and coot, no one wud evur tink it wuz me. I kin do teh dirty werkz, k?

ps, i haz a pokemanz for to carri us acros teh waturz

 

[Jess]

Hooray for da Pokemanz!! Indie, you is proving useful alreadyz

 

[grendel9]

This is Grendel.
Nunu, I am very glad yore hooman is feeling better. That wood bee grate if yore hooman brings yew moor minions - I mean, rescues. The moor, the merrier. Butt wee will never forget Billy.
Indie - that is the coolest pokemon ever. I only have a stuffed dog that belonged two my hooman wen she was small. Its old and raggedy butt I like two sleep with it.
I am concerned with all of our water plans. I am kind of afraid of sharks. I still think flying wood bee better. Does anyone else have birdie brothers and sisters? Mine are molting. I could steel sum of there feathers and build myself sum wings. What due yew guise think?

 

[MasterYoda]

I haven't not heeded there warning...
And it has come to this..
Nu , Tiny and Billy tell me every day.... about there plans to take over the world.....
I dont know there plans as of yet.... but they`re plotting...
....They have Accomplices`s :roll:
I have yet to find there leader......
And what they plan to do with us humans,
They have told me i can either help or i will be terminated from the system and they will find a new slave....
I dont want to be replaced.. :|
I have 7 days to decide........................



Fellow human owners!
We are WINNING! i already have my human growing Yummy Bugs for us to survive when she has gone!
I have no yet learnt to write, so i have Hypnotised my human to write this for me....
Its easy all it takes is a Snuggle......
I hope to hear from fellow human owners in the future...
Its been a while since the last World Domination plan...
Its time to start a fresh....
Nu And my Accomplices`s Tiny and Billy....
PS Human thingyyy TURN UP THE HEAT........ its cold...

did you not know that there accomplices are pinky and brain??

 

[MissMichelle91]

Indie heer.
I haz gots a plan. Insted of travil bi just one mode of transpurtashun, y dun we conqur teh hoomanz by al sortz of waiz.
Sum bi air, sum by watur, sum by ground! Dey wun no wut hit dem!

 

[Atrax]

Ziggy heer, your right Indie, wez haz to take dem bi suprize and hit dem hard flom air, land and water, but wez haz to tink it out good. Hoomanz haz there minutes of "smartness" so wez muzt not let ar guard down.
Most of zem hoomanz wez can dispatch wit snugles but for othars we muzt haz plan in motionz.

Dose antz ae good but dey leek water :shock: howz we wil fix dat?

P.S.: my SR-unit (nigt crawlerz) are redy, dey can silently carry ar small soliderz into actionz. And if hoomanz seez dem dey wil freek out an run for dem livez. :twisted:

 

[MissMichelle91]

Indie heer.
Wat kin i says? I iz just full of teh gud ideas.
Itz k, teh hoomanz hoo arnt swaied bi cuddlz r prolly fraid of us. We kin just chais them around n stuff. But for teh hoomanz hoo arnt scurred of us, dats ware teh spidurz wil com in handee.

Wont teh antz bites r feet? I heer they r meen.

 

[grendel9]

This is Grendel. Indie, yew may bee small, butt yew are a genius. If wee cum at them bye multiple weighs, they will never bee able two stop us. My hooman is a total sucker fore cuddles and snuggles. Butt she is also good at scratching my head and under my chin and all of my shedding parts just write. Sometimes I cant help butt fall into a trance. I must get better at resisting her diabolical weighs. Does anyone have any suggestions?

 

[MissMichelle91]

Grendel, yew jus need two keep yor eyes on teh prize heer. Bi al meens, maik yor slaiv scrach yew, dats wat their therr for. Scrachz, warmf, nd teh buggiez. To nawt be tranced, dat takz practis, so werkz on it, k? Tink of othur tings, liek awl yor buggiez ar gawn.