THE WORLD DOMINATION THREAD!

[Atrax]

Hei guyz, I've been treinig the Specialz Rezponze Unit for uz, they canz jump in and zilently take out the hoomanz. They are realee fast too, and haz 8 legz and dey are big an fuzzi, and onez more thingz iz that hoomanz are terrufied of zems, I hear. :twisted: :twisted:
My zlave hooman z been callin tem trantulaz, but i dont know watz dat. :|
Oh ye one more ting, I haz akcess to many of deeze zpecial soliderz, I tink we cud uze dem good. :twisted:
But dey want mani big jucy roachez in returnz

Tell me wat yu think about my SR-unitz, du yu tink dey wil come in handi?

Ziggy over and out!!


P.Z.: yu guyz are greatz, mani great warriorz dat are redi to fight to re-beardilise this planet, wit our powahz wee WIL prevail!!! :twisted: :twisted:

Now reeli, over and out!

 

[jeritta]

Amigo here. I'z can lets you n on mi planz. Az u allz may no, I'z wuz doin recon fur too monts. My hoomans wuz tricked nto thinkn that da hairy for leg creatur scered me...............butt I has hem traned. It wuz my plain to chek outsid fur hep. Wez neds to wurks quik. I'z spended meny dazs n cold wethr. Mis toes stil hurtz. Wee needz to ax quix befour wintr setz n hear and sum of hour unitz falls to slep. I'z hearz thoze thinzs hoomansz gets n too moov arounds cald carz hav heeters.

 

[BeardieGrandma]

My fellow beardies...count me in...even though I have only been on this earth for a short time, I have been industrious in my time here to ensure proper preparedness. I have been studying the outside world to better understand the terrain. Once we conquer the hoomans, we will need to house them in large vivs outdoors...

There seems to be plenty of room to do this...

I have a few special powers I can contribute to the cause - please consider me your chief communication officer across the psychic network...

I know what you all are thinking already, I'm only posting this for your benefit...

We are going to need cash and I am learning a few skills to ensure we can hustle what we need to get where we need to go...

Silly hooman, I've already taken him for $20.00

muhhahhhahhhhaahha

 

[Jess]

Dudley here. I cant bevieve I hasnt seen dis thread yetz! I must be involved in da worldz domination!:twisted:

I has alots of other aminals here dat may be worf keepin. Derz a Doggie, but he iz smallish and fluffy, not scary. Good for warmness, maybe? Da bunny also seeks worldz domination. He sayz he has scared away kittehz, and da doggie is terrified of himz. He shall be usefull... He say he know where da ducky tape (What ever dat iz) and nives are too. I has not been able to make contact wif da guiner pigs tho. But da hermit crabs look very edible to mez, so does da hammpster.

I gotz meh hooman tricked too. It thinks Im brumatin, but I iz not. I iz just plottin my revenge and thinkin reaaallly hard. Itz tirin stuffz.

Keep meh updated wif da progress.

OH! ALMOST FORGOTED!
I has biiiiiiggggg family. Dey are bein held by da hoomins at da place where der are tons of other beardiez and pythonz and monitorz and stuffs too. I haz hundredz of mini mes and a mate... I tricked my old hoomin into lettin me multiply.

 

[Livey]

Outdoor vivs for the humans sound great!
We can put doogie food in for them.

:wave:
I tricked my owner several times into thinking i was asslleeepp..
I wasent, i was plotting two..
We have hit a hard point and Billy has fallen Ill, He was away last night and the human was upset, im not sure whats going on..
But i dont want to loose one of my greatest s friends :/
Its getting colder and colder here, im not really sure where to start,
its very cold outside :/
Even my human has extra skins on..
And these none beardie animals, ive never heard of any of these?? never seen them.. they do sound yummy though! :lol:

Nunu, Tiny and..... Billy

 

[Atrax]

Ey guyz, what doo yu think, wud be beter to wait for heat to come bak. here iz very cold were I livez now, ic not as warm as it was were we com fom. Me tinkz that heet wil come in handyz.
Mah hooman slave is also wering some strange skinz, so I thinkz it relii iz getting kold.
Yu guyz we shud perfekt ar plan in to perfectionz befor tha heet comez bak. :twisted:
Wat du yu tink about ma Special Rezponze Unitz, am traning dem hard and they ar relii silent. ma SR-unitz wil be redii wen da heet comez bak.
I'v bin lerning da hooman tingz an haw to hiponise dem, but mah hooman iz onli hiponised wen me givez snuggles. Than i can do everitingz dat I need to further ar planz.

Cant wait for updatezz on ar lider.


Ziggy over and out!!

 

[Livey]

we should find somewhere that isent cold, maybe back to our home country,
my beardie sensors are tingeling!(?) lol im a dragon i dont have great grammer and what not :lol:
I think The outback is our best option, its summer there know isent it??
And then on the discovery channel my human watched about this jumpy things with pockets on there bellies..
They can keep us warm and transportation!
i have a picture of some desert on my viv, i can rip it down and use it as a map

Nu, Tiny and Billy

 

[grendel9]

Grendel hear. Is Billy feeling better? Wee need all the help wee can get. I like the plan of going back down under. It is warm wear I am write now, butt my hooman is talking about moving two a place wear it is cold. I saw a pitcher of this place. Their was white stuff falling from the sky. What the heck is that about? Why wood anyone want too live inn a place like that? I think hoomans are crazy. At least mine is. She is going their two visit next weak, butt they will knot let her bring me on the plain. What is a plain? And why cant lizards go on them? The people who drive the plain said only dogs and cats can go on them. Sounds very hairy two me. I think wee need a plain. And none of that white stuff.

 

[irishone70]

OK, Spike here and me wantz in too! I am still littel, but I kan bring lotz too the tabel! I am an expert in humanz warfare and recon missionz! Wat do u need me two due? I gotz me humane doing my bidding wenever me wantz.

And, I am brinnging reinforsementz!! I got a buddy I worke wif whoz a expert in combatt tekniques!

Spike

 

[Atrax]

Ne, Tiny and Billy me lovez tha fakt dat yu haz a mapz for uz when wee go to warr with theeze hoomanz. Mapz wil be very heplful wen we navigate arund tha batlefild. Dose plains soundz pelfect for uz, me thinkz.
Ive found tha week spot on ma hooman zlave, today I went to tha hooman and snugled wit it very much, hooman waz completly hiponised and guideable, so maby me can control me zlave. It (da hooman zlave) cud come in handi for frontlinez batle.
Maby me can snugle othar hoomans into submision. Im traning hard so no hooman slanez can resist my snugles :twisted: buahahahaha :twisted:

Be back wit new updatez from Erope!
Dose withe stuff soundz horribel, I hopez dat I wont seez dat withe tingz.

Ziggy over and out!!

 

[Jess]

Ooooh dat mapz is good idear! But I hear der is BIIIGGG water between us and Out Back. Much bigger dan da biggest baff. How we getz across it?! I dunn think I can swim dat far, and I good swimmer too...

Grendel, dat white stuffs in calcium powderz of course! Where else wood da hoomans get our powderz? Its fallin from da skyz and all over da ground where I live. I dunno if its cold tho... I no go outside since I been "brumatin".
Maybe he can use da doggies to keep use warm while we is travelin. Dey have loooong fuzzies on dem, and dey warm like a blankie!

And I has more hooman hipnotizing method... da Stink Eye! My hooman feels so bad for upsettin me, it does whatever I wantz it too. I trained it well.

Billy I hopez dat you feelin better! I be sad wiff out you

 

[Livey]

Nu here ...
Billy died a couple of hours ago..
Im putting plans on hold at the moment, its a very sad time for me and Tiny...

 

[Jess]

I iz so sowwy!

 

[LilStinkpot]

Deer comrads, go hear fer a littl moar informayshun: http://www.beardeddragon.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=45&t=137739


Mai hooman is leakin, I muzt go.

 

[jeritta]

Tiny and Nu
wez is so sowwry to herz about Billy. Wez will thenkz about you tunitez when wez go to sleepz. Our planz will bez on hold. Wez no yu iz sad rite now.
Wez all miss Billy tu. Wez iz sowwry four yu lose.

Gobi, Amigo, Ash and Cadmus