The War at Home * Victory! Freedom at last! *

Yes, hello, I am Huffmeister Grumpalot von Putz. Just call me 8) Huffy. I am currently reconnoitering my new territory, causing terror and mayhem as I go. I have so far conquered the living room, dining room and part of the kitchen. I have taken an oath of allegiance from the cat *GT* and have won several skirmishes with *Turtle* :roll: (stupid name for a cat). She seems to think her breath don't stink, but...Eeww!

My only loss so far, (and I haven't given up yet!) is the large black cold food storage device. I thought it was an easy win, only to discover it was boobytrapped with :shock: DUST BUNNIES! :evil: They held me hostage until being ransomed by the human female. WHO GAVE ME A BATH!!! But I will prevail, I shall show those cowardly balls of gick, I am a Dragon!! I am... Crap she's up, gotta go.

Today the house, tomorrow the garden!

 

[slavetoIzzie]

I have returned! The human male is very pleased with me for some strange reason. I keep finding and fighting the multiple herds of dust bunnies scattered around this new house, and the female keeps sweeping up their remains. He must be afraid of them and that is why he is happy to have me, The Great Dust Buster, take them out.

My abode has been changed. My original home was deemed too small for a growing warrior and I have now moved into a larger place. The former occupant seems to have been an inventor, I am finding quite a few blueprints hidden under the floor tiles. I shall have to question GT about his last master.

Must go, the slaves are waking up and mustn't discover me out of the "tank", at least not before I have completely subjugated them. :twisted:

 

[zebraflavencs]

My Lord, Good to hear things are doing well in your Territory. Do keep us posted on Your conquering of the Dust Bunnies. Our Fief Lord, Yardley, has spied also a few Dust Bunnies for us to attack. It appears the Human Female ( and blessed giver of nice num nums) has been lax in her cleaning. We believe that we can corral these monsters and keep them under a modicum of control due to our numbers (3).
With healthy regards,
Orion, Gemini, Lord Yardley and the pipsqueak Kuhbar.

 

[Goonie]

 

[Tiantha]

"Hi I'm Rex. The dust bunnies tend to collect on our stairs. The very stairs, I might add, the fuzzy faced canine and feline run up and down. What I don't get is why, ohhh why mthey don't attack kill and shred them. Not those two. They just run through them like they were dandilions or something. No wait we eat those so not quite...you know..."

Cocks head at the screen. "There in league! :shock: That's it they must be in league as allies. :| Ok, I'm gonna get with the cute girl one cage over and we are going to make a stra-ta-gy. :study: Input is wel-"

"Drat got to run. HUMAN!" "Bad timing...."

 

[Rosebud]

Welcome, Master Huffy, from the Queen of the Royal Texas House of Scalies! Your campaign to subjugate the human has begun! Nice work! Nothing works better to set the master-slave relationship in motion than pointing out those hidden "spots", kinks in her "perfect" housekeeping! Get a whole face full and come out looking as miserable as you can! She will wipe the dust away and you will get GUILT gifts! :twisted:

We are very pleased to have you among us. Carry on, Huffy! :wink:

 

[VEGASLIZARD]

Mom has been busy cleaning every dust bunny in sight because the house is for sale so they have been hard to come by, but today I discovered a nice big dust bunny on the side of my viv. I attacked it before mom could catch me and if it hadn't had a long hair in it she would have never got it out of my mouf!! Drooled on it real good though....stupid dust bunnies will think twice before hiding beside my viv again!!

 

[slavetoIzzie]

I have spoken (in very small words) with GT. His former master appears to have been a great warrior in Tatsu's Army. Not only did he invent many useful communication devices for the Supreme Dragon General, but he had ONE HOT BEARDIE BABE! I've seen her pictures and hubba hubba, she's got tail!!! I have got to enlist, if I want any luvin'.

Now on to another matter. Who is JASPER!! The slave is always laughing at me, calling me "Baby Jasper with a Tail", "Mr Grumpy, jr" and "Jasper Lite". Just because I happen to like having a black beard 24\7! Obviously, this Jasper character was a handsome and virile dragon!

Shut up, you walking furball! I can play on the computer if I want. Ahrg!!!!! She's woken up the humans! (runs for his tank) Curse you, cat!

 

[Rosebud]

Herr Huffmeister, good to hear from you again! Private Trixie here, master of eavesdropping and stubbed tails. I can tell you that Jasper was a hunk of beardie second only to my beloved, belated Sparky. :love5: Had I not fallen helplessly and hopelessly in love with that distinguished older man, I would have been all over that tail stub, so like my own! 8)

Your predecessor was a studly boy and the apple of our Queen Cassandra's eye. She still grieves, but we, myself, Bella, Julliette, Sweet William, Fyona, and Aphrodite, thinks a bit of attention from a feisty, beardly new suitor might just lift her out of her doldrums! Woo on, Master Huff, woo on, and her faithful entourage will support your endeavors!
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

 

[Jasper's Mom]

Jasper Lite! :laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

 

[slavetoIzzie]

The miserable cat is highly regarded by the male, apparently. I was running my afternoon obstacle course when she emerged from her "room" and made a derogatory remark about my tail. I couldn't let such an insult pass! I had to put her in her place! I charged from across the room and jumped her a** :twisted: ! And what does she do?! :x She plays little miss innocent! The male immediately rushed to her defense and quite frankly, I believe he would have hit me if I hadn't lunged and bearded his foot! The female slave scooped me up and gave me a severe talking-to, informed me I had committed the crime of assault on :roll: "poor sweet Turtle" (HAH) then threw me into the brig. (Well actually, my basking rock) And then, just to matters worse, :shock: :evil: THAT FURBALL SAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND CLEANED HERSELF!!! What I ask you, have I done to deserve such treatment? They'll be sorry, I may not be able to complete the WMD that the previous prisoner had begun. But I can, and I will retaliate!!!

On a more cheerful note, I have been smitten with the luv bug, I was checking out the ladies and :love10: Wowzaa, there's one hot little nublet somewhere in Texas that looks like she could use a bit of attention. Not sure what it is about that stub of a tail :dontknow: but it sure got my attention! :notworthy:

 

[sunkist]

Hahahaha.... tossed in the brig... LOVE IT

 

[sweetiepie9]

Greetings my Lord, I'm Rubio the Great and I've been keeping an eye on the male and female (they're called Mom and Dad by the other four) to make sure they feed me when needed. I have a large territory (living room, balcony) but have to share it with 3 female dragons, of which Sweetie is the Queen (hubba hubba). There is another warrior in our house, the great Lozno, he has his own room, which I sneak into every once in awhile. Now as for dust bunnies, I have conquered them many times. I also have a great black beard, which I use to let the humans know who's boss. I'm very fast, so when I escape from my room, I can dash across the living room and black beard the females, who bob at me & hand wave in a truly submissive way. That makes me puff up more, as I am Rubio the Great and they all know it. Carry on, my Lord, it sounds that you have all under your control. Good work!!

 

[slavetoIzzie]

I've had to go into hiding for the last week. The patches of shed have moved from my feet and belly to my *sob* face and tail. *sniffles and wails* How am I to court my nubile nublet if I'm so disfigured?! To make matters even more unbearable, not only do I itch but that %#$@~*&^% (excuse the foul language) cat just sits right there and SMIRKS! My one consolation is the female has replenished my worm supply and hands them out daily instead of every other day. I guess the late Izzie was on a diet.

Due to my disgusting appearance, I refused to release my bowels for nearly a week. The female was properly panicking and quite frantic with worry. Unfortunately, when I finally did go, she caught me. Which ruined that plan. I was going to hide it and pretend to be still "impacted" as I'm given all sorts of nummy stuff, like apple sauce, in order to *coughs delicately* "grease the chute".

Must dash, the female is talking about giving me a bath. If she can't find me, she can't attempt to drown me!

 

[dna14]

Herr Huffmeister, Hello and I understand your troubles. I trust you have enrolled in Tatsu's army in your predecessor's place. I had many issues with the felines. Lucky for me the felines crossed some kind of line with the humans (had to do with waste in the house? Isn't that OK?) but whatever they have been banished outside the glass door so I'm happy. What's up with humans and glass doors? I run into them all the time. Can't they put some kind of warning notice? I am looking forward to our total domination of the world, in the meanwhile, DO WHAT THEY SAY, lay low and keep demolishing those dust bunnies! My human won't. If I come out covered she accuses me of wanting another bath :roll: whatever. It sounds like GT's on our side, after all he posted an update which is very admirable for a feline who knew they could type? Keep GT on your good side and watch your humans carefully :lurk:

Regards, update when you can

Hermes