Pointless and sad posts

[Goonie]

I pointlessly and sadly want to come back in my next life as one of Barbara's beardies too!!! How do I sign up? :wink:

 

[gulfbrzdawn]

Here you go Gina......I took it upon myself to add you to the list!

Members who want to be reincarnated as one of Barbara's beardies in their next life

1)Sandi
2)Dawn
3)Sandy H
4)Gina

If anyone else is interested, just add your name to the list. Barbara doesn't mind a few more beardies....the more the merrier!

 

[sweetiepie9]

5)Deborah

 

[beardlover]

Me too. Me too!

Kristin for number 6!

What a life of a beardie master....lay around basking, having some bath you, bring you food, and lovin...

 

[supertrisha]

7) Trish
8) James
9) Dragon
10) Pauley

(Dragon and Pauley think they have it good now, but Barbara's would be like living in paradise!)

 

[fresnowitte]

You guys I mean gals are to funny!
But your right my beardies are pretty spoiled...Whoops!...my family complains about it all the time. :lol:
And the only one of them that will actually chase down feeders would be RD who always acts as if she is starving...the rest think I should stand there and hand feed each an every bug.
(yes masta! see I'm a good slave)
An every single one of them think they are #1.
If you handed me 3 balls I couldn't juggle them for the life of me ....but 9 beardies I've got down. :mrgreen: Barely! :lol:

Oh and BTW Bender is so happy all of the time because he has mastered controlling me. :lol:
He won't eat any bugs unless I deliver them to him with his personal plastic green tweezers. :roll:
(if I ever misplace those green tweezers I'm in trouble :shock: )

Okay I really need to upload some more Pointless and Sad pic's to photobucket. :wink:

 

[Venom508]

dont get angry with me for saying this but the only thing i agree on with whoever posted this (first post page one) is putting beardies in clothes or any animal for that matter if they were supposed to wear clothes they would but other than that yea the guy is a stooge. this is a discussion forum where people come to get help, advice and to talk to beardie enthusiests like me and many others and share pix and stories and thereis no room for people like him. im going to try and get some pix of mine up soon it hasnt got a name cuz i dunno if it a boy or girl yet im also new here so yeh

have a good one guys!

 

[fresnowitte]

dont get angry with me for saying this but the only thing i agree on with whoever posted this (first post page one) is putting beardies in clothes or any animal for that matter if they were supposed to wear clothes they would

We wouldn't get angry. :wink: But I have to ask.....if humans were meant to wear clothes then why weren't we born with them? :lol:

 

[Venom508]

if it was leagal i would walk around with no clothes on as i hate wearing clothes but if i did walk around with no clothes on it would be socially unacceptible and thats why we have nude beaches to me clothes are optional around my hose anyway lol

 

[beardlover]

Holy Goodness! Vinny hadn't pooped in a couple days, I wasn't worried about impaction or the such because I was pretty sure she was refusing food due to her unhappiness with her full body shed (her first full body)...but yesterday I had decided enough of this none sense and poured her a small bath in the skin, which she was not pleased with (but mom I can't swim in the skin!)....well it took forever for her too poop, I was massagin her tummy and she just glared at me...I'm pretty sure she was trying to hold it in! Stubborn dragon. Well when she finally cooperated I felt/heard her back CRACK. It sounded like when I crack my own back....then she didn't move! I was horrified - thinking my little girl just broke her back trying take a poop!
Of course she was fine, when her beard didn't change and she started trying to wipe her vent on the bottom of the skin I knew she was fine. When I put her back in viv to warm up she was happy and feeling good....

 

[fresnowitte]

A Happy Poop Dance for Vinny!

 

[sweetiepie9]

I agree, it's always happy poop dance when dragons do a good poop! Only dragon slaves fully understand the importance of good poop. Reminds me of when my son was a baby (25 yrs ago), did happy poop dances back then, too :roll:

Deborah

 

[ckrules]

Oh my gosh. This thread is insane! In a good way. First, it was about some weird out of nowhere dude with something ridiculous to say who woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning. Then, despite being a pointless post :lol: , turns into a 112 PAGE thread. HOLEY MOLEY. Thats the stuff awesome boards are made of :mrgreen: just thought I'd share that.

 

[beardlover]

haha ckrules your this is an awesome board, and welcome to BG.ORG!!!

This is quite possibly my most favorite thread, it's always entertaining. Although, the "sexy leg" thread in photo expressions is a contender, it always gets me laughing.

 

[xBeardyGirlx]

Well I was one of the people that asked about taking my lizard outside for walks.


Maybe they AREN'T dogs but they enjoy being outside.

I'm a first time BD owner and I wanted to take her out with me when the weather was nice, let her walk around in the grass for awhile..and I didn't know, (considering they AREN'T dogs, though they may as well be =]) If it was safe to take her outdoors. I didn't know if they were prone to getting any diseases or getting sick and I didn't wanna risk her health for an hour or so of real sunshine and getting out to see/lick new things. LOL

The posts about taking lizards outside and whatnot aren't pointless...I think it's good that newcomers ask questions (such as myself) I agree though that there is a few posts on here that have been kinda pointless, but thats alright. We all have questions from time to time and all have the right to ask them freely, no if, and's or buts.
So sorry to the original poster if you feel that some of these are a waste of time, and like everyone else has said, if you don't like it, don't read it and leave.

All of us are on here for the love of bearides, to meet friendly people and get help and have fun posting pics of our Beardies.
Thank GOD people ask questions, I think BD's would be doomed if we didn't!

- Shelby