Ok please no laughing.....

[kingofnobbys]

Omg!!! ??? I'm cracking up!! I really needed this!! Also, lord have mercy on you with all those hormones... lol I pity you right now LOL

Also, King I don't know whether to laugh or *gasp* because you had humping beardie a thrown onto you ??

Toothless hadn't managed to get into the right position to actually do it, but was getting there....hence the stink eye I got from him afterwards....

 

[SHBailey]

Reptiles sometimes get confused on whats appropriate. I have had bearded dragons think my hand looked romantic...which i didn't find amusing at all.
Looking back on it though it is kind of humorous.

If our beardie ever did something like that, I hope my husband would forgive him for developing a bad case of the "oedipus complex" (trying to mate with his "mother") and that he'd also forgive me for having an affair with the bearded dragon, because I'd probably just let the beardie have his fun with my hand -- I feel a little sorry for him that he's not ever going to get to "exchange body fluids" with a real lady beardie since he's ADV positive. That epidemic seems to be bad enough even without anyone knowingly spreading it around.

And it's not just reptiles either. Years ago (a LOT of years ago when I was still in my teens) I had a cat that tried it with my arm. I had to tell my parents that he was growing up and we needed to get him fixed before he started spraying all over the house. :roll:

 

[YoursTruly]

You guys, this thread has me dying of laughter!!!

Should I expect to see any signs of puberty from a lady beardie? She's my first and only!

 

[kingofnobbys]

You guys, this thread has me dying of laughter!!!

Should I expect to see any signs of puberty from a lady beardie? She's my first and only!

Only if there is a boy beardie about, they become shameless little hussies then and very keen ....

 

[Rankins]

I have a pretty funny picture of one of my confused beaded lizards...
His first year mating he thought the females ear looked like a good way to get her pregnant. I'll spare you all the photo
Confused and frustrated lizards...

 

[Zombiepanda]

*new favorite thread*

I have a pretty funny picture of one of my confused beaded lizards...
His first year mating he thought the females ear looked like a good way to get her pregnant. I'll spare you all the photo
Confused and frustrated lizards...

Reminds me of that family guy episode!l

What age does puberty stat kicking in??

 

[Rankins]

Okay, this is too funny and this thread has gotten pretty comical.
But this is a graphic picture...so look away if your shy.



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He's dysfunctional...

 

[YoursTruly]

Shameless little hussies

:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

This is the best thread ever.

 

[Zombiepanda]

You guys, this thread has me dying of laughter!!!

Should I expect to see any signs of puberty from a lady beardie? She's my first and only!

Only if there is a boy beardie about, they become shameless little hussies then and very keen ....

Shameless little hussies

:laughhard: :laughhard: :laughhard:

This is the best thread ever.

I am making it my goal for the day to use "shameless little hussy" in a sentence. Of course being in the south makes it that much easier!!

 

[SHBailey]

I just have to confess that it took me a while to figure out which lizard's body parts were which in that last photo :wink: :lol:

 

[Rankins]

The part that isnt camouflaged is the males.

 

[SHBailey]

Yeah -- that was the only part I was able to identify at first :mrgreen:

 

[YoursTruly]

I feel bad for the OP of this thread because it's called "Ok please no laughing", but it's just too funny! And I feel like anyone who has a male probably goes through these things. We're all in this together, right?

 

[SHBailey]

I think it's already been established that they didn't really mean it when they said "no laughing", as well as a distinction made between "laughing at" and "laughing with".

So I think we're all free to laugh all we want. What else are you going to do when you have to put up with horny male beardies and "shameless little hussy" females? :laughing6:

 

[Beardymama33]

I think it's already been established that they didn't really mean it when they said "no laughing", as well as a distinction made between "laughing at" and "laughing with".

So I think we're all free to laugh all we want. What else are you going to do when you have to put up with horny male beardies and "shameless little hussy" females? :laughing6:

Yuppers and i have the pic of him monkey humping as my lock screen....he wanted to pet the monkey and jumped on it and humped it!