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OMG that made me laugh so hard!! OK, you got me on that one. They are usually not sitting close enough to your ear to hear the little pffft sound though. Thank goodness you avoided an earfull. I think that is why so many people think they don't fart. Hey man ever read that kids book everone poops? Well they need to make a new one, everyone farts!!