Mom MUST really HATE me or Howlin' Rex's first Tub Bath

Mom must hate me you know. :evil:

She gave me big crickets and made me work for them. :shock:

She tried to catch and towel me and didn’t get it when I opened my mouth as far as it would go and showed her all my ferocious teeth and tonsils. You know tonsils are scary right? :twisted:

Then came the horrid bath IN THE TUB
Then she thought she’d be clever and that putting her hand in the tub as a raft would get me to swim to her… well I did… darn it…I fell for it.
HA I pooed then and she calmly rinsed it down the drain and told me I was a GOOD BOY! Can you imagine? So I stay on her hand because it is the safest place and I put up with her patting…my eyes closed of their own volition. It was not my fault.

Then she wrapped me in a towel and I tried to bite her and got a face full of towel!
Biting towels stinks… evil mom…she put it there so I wouldn’t get her.
So she puts me back in my tank on my rock and then puts the light over me and says ‘Bask’. :mrgreen:

I WAS basking!
So now, I am clean pooed out and back where I was. SO now I ask you did we HAVE to do that? :shock:

 

[Ethelia]

Momma's are so nasty arent they?
Dont they know we have super important stuff to be doing?
Sheesh!

 

[Tiantha]

YEAH I AGREE!

Says this little guy in this image...

 

[haleygirl272]

Yes, I hate my mother. She is so dumb.

I wish I could hurt her. Hurt her very badly. Badly to where she dies!

 

[jacqui778]

Yes, I hate my mother. She is so dumb.

I wish I could hurt her. Hurt her very badly. Badly to where she dies!

Zinger that was harsh. That wasn't very nice. My mum is nice.... when she's not tricking me into eating greens by wrapping a worm up inside.... or interrupting my explorations of what she calls 'her' room (it's really mine) to put me on her bed, and wrap me up when I am NOT sleepy.... or shoving me in the 'bathtub' to make me poo and get all clean.... how do you get clean in poo water anyway? Then she scolds me for trying to get out of the poo water.... and insists on wrapping me up again when I crawl out of the wrap.... then she covers my head so I can't see....

Come to think of it.... my mummy is dumb.... :shock:

Although she does let me sit in the window as long as I like and beard the annoying little neighbor human hatchlings. And she got me a nice heated pad for 'her' bed. Again, it's really mine. :twisted:

-- Evalyn

 

[haleygirl272]

Yes, I hate my mother. She is so dumb.

I wish I could hurt her. Hurt her very badly. Badly to where she dies!

Zinger that was harsh. That wasn't very nice. My mum is nice.... when she's not tricking me into eating greens by wrapping a worm up inside.... or interrupting my explorations of what she calls 'her' room (it's really mine) to put me on her bed, and wrap me up when I am NOT sleepy.... or shoving me in the 'bathtub' to make me poo and get all clean.... how do you get clean in poo water anyway? Then she scolds me for trying to get out of the poo water.... and insists on wrapping me up again when I crawl out of the wrap.... then she covers my head so I can't see....

Come to think of it.... my mummy is dumb.... :shock:

Although she does let me sit in the window as long as I like and beard the annoying little neighbor human hatchlings. And she got me a nice heated pad for 'her' bed. Again, it's really mine. :twisted:

-- Evalyn

Well, My mom does that too. But, I hate her! :evil:

 

[sunkist]

Hehe...

mommy's are priceless

 

[haleygirl272]

Hehe...

mommy's are priceless

Not mine. She's a cottonheaded ninnymuggens.

 

[CoopersGrandma]

oh no zinger and howl'n rex, mommies are really good and they say that they love us , i may be little and alot younger then you but i love my mommy ! she brings me yummy crickets and then tries to trick me into eating greens which i do but i trick her into feeding them to me by hand , and she makes sure that cooper and i have nice warm spots to bask in and cleans up after us , and then we get to have some cuddling time . but then mommy does gives us baths and well i guess thats okay to cause i kind of like it . get extra cuddles then and the water is warm and nice , but then whern i poo she takes it away <the water>and that is kind of scary , but thern she puts more in and i'm okay again , and then i guess it really isn't okay to have to be put back aftermy bath because that means no more cuddles for awhile and then well bed time is something else , she does put me to bed when i am thinking i want extra cuddles and if i scamper out from under my blankie she puts me back in and covers me up again , even if i don't want to go to beds, hmmmmmmmmm, but for the most part mommy loves me and she does all this for cooper too cause his dad is still in school and he does share this too , guess mommies are good , but like i say i'm just a baby still . irwin

 

[jacqui778]

*squeeeeee*

Aw, Irwin, that was so nice. My mummy gives me extra cuddles and sometimes lets me sleep out! Then I get to snuggle into her warm neck all night while we both sleep, but usually I fall asleep before her!

I loves extwa cuddles!!! *squee* Extwa cuddles are extwa awesome!

I'm gonna go sit on my mummy's head again because dat's my lookout post!

-- Eva

 

[haleygirl272]

*squeeeeee*

Aw, Irwin, that was so nice. My mummy gives me extra cuddles and sometimes lets me sleep out! Then I get to snuggle into her warm neck all night while we both sleep, but usually I fall asleep before her!

I loves extwa cuddles!!! *squee* Extwa cuddles are extwa awesome!

I'm gonna go sit on my mummy's head again because dat's my lookout post!

-- Eva

I still hate her even if she does that! Evil mommy, bad mommy, dreamcrusher mommy, DEAD MOMMY! MWAHAHAHAHA! :twisted:

 

[lillybd2008]

I am glad I am not Zingers mom wow!!!
The OP very cute.!!!
Thanks for taking the time to write that I laughed really hard!

 

[Jasper's Mom]

Aw, poor little Rex! Life is so hard isn't it? That was really cute, thanks for posting it! :laughhard:

 

[dasher]

MY MOMMY IS THE GREATEST MOMMY EVER!
ok so yeah she does have some faults, like giving me too many baths or staying in the bath too long but most of the time she's great.
She feeds me, cuddles with me, treats me w/ waxies, and one my birthday i get to go on her bunk bed! (but she put's on some kind of saftey strap :wink: )
mommies are great even if they bug us sometimes...
like that one time I was ..wait i won't go into that. :wink: :roll:

 

[haleygirl272]

Mommy is sick now...maybe with pneumonia! MWAHAHA! :twisted: