Soap trial, test day one, assistant: Kyle.
Phase one - introduction.
Enter soap. Green with yellow highlights. Smells extraordinary, a delicate combination of plasticine and licorice at first sniff. Picture taken shortly after her first lick, considering the flavour. My personal initial lick is that it's quite salty. Himself and I had a nibble off a corner each (as promised) and have deduced it's quite like a salty margarine. He's never tried soap before, and has classed it as definitely quite salty. Not a surprise there, as soap is technically a salt. You've got the olive oil, a fatty acid, and lye, a powerful alkalide. Chemistry says combine the two, you get a salt.
Phase two - trial.
Scrub down. One wet dragon plus soap equals one very foamy dragon! A nice, fine lather, no extravagant bubbles, but a very pleasing cleansing effect. My secondary lick decides that it would probably be alright on toast with a savoury topping, not that I recommend anyone try it. The slightly bitter yucca flavour is quite dominant. Interestingly, yucca extract is often added to dragon food as it helps reduce the smell of the waste! Not the most flattering angle for Kyle there, but you can see a fine layer of foam across her scales.
Kyle enjoying her scrub, not a trace of grey in her usually grumpy features - in fact, a happy orange glow is just deducable in her soapy beard. She has a lick of the foam at this point and declares it bubbly on the tongue. Another lick confirms. A fine lather, but doing a grand job of cleaning the muck off her - the stains on her tail lifted admirably due to the lemon and yucca combination.
Phase three - rinseoff.
Looking much cleaner as we start to rinse her off. I noticed at this point that it'd been about 15 minutes and I still hadn't got prune fingers. Her scales are also surprisingly shiny - this soap's got some pretty good moisturising leet skills! I've never seen her ACTUALLY glitter!
Phase four - cleandown.
One very clean, surprisingly happy dragon. Kyle's not known for her smiles unless she's either eating or shoved in a jumper. The blend of fruits and herbs I've used has produced a good cleaning effect, and a rather good dragonstank neutraliser, rendering her normally yicky wet dragon smell (akin to wet dog with coffee thrown on it) to dragony but sweet smelling.
Some hours later, she's still smelling pretty decent, her scales are still very smooth and I'm rather impressed!
Those people that wanted some from me, I'm now selling pieces at cost (as they're a trial run) - please leave a message on here and drop me an address on my PM. Roughly 1.5" by 2.5" by 1" blocks, approx 50g.
UK: Soap: £2 ea. As it's classed as a packet (too fat for large letter), P&P will be £1.30.
USA: Soap: $3.25 ea. Not sure about postage, if Royal Mail's website makes sense, I can send it airmail (about 5 days) for roughly $4 but I need to check that first. I'll ask His Lordship to nip into our central post office and enquire.
Very limited supply, please remember this is a test batch at cost price, and to use with caution as it is not yet certified - repeat, this is an uncertified test batch, use at your own risk. (Though I and my partner have eaten bits of it, used it myself and tried it on the dragons.) The funds will go straight back to my dragons as a new supply of butterworms!
If you test-folks like the soap, I shall look into doing it properly. The certification costs about £150 and sorting some proper labelling (as will need under certification to sell legally). I need to look at a larger manufacturing supply and how much my overheads will be, but I will always try to keep my price fair. I'm only half-Jewish, so I stick by just half of the family saying: Buy Low. (Normally Buy Low, Sell High, but I'm trying to keep costs down all round.
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