MountainBeardie
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Seems Beardies have the ability to let loose lethal, silent, sulphuric farts that make other toxic nerve gases seem mild in comparision.
I've also noticed that if you put a constipated Beardie into a warm bath, it'll wrap itself around the nearest arm, squeeze tight with hind legs, and start having contractions as if it's going into labor. Embarrassing when it's your arm, there's spectators, and you had no idea so much could come out of such a small butt hole.
I've also noticed that if you put a constipated Beardie into a warm bath, it'll wrap itself around the nearest arm, squeeze tight with hind legs, and start having contractions as if it's going into labor. Embarrassing when it's your arm, there's spectators, and you had no idea so much could come out of such a small butt hole.