i always think of them as they are going to be patted down by the police beardie! :lol:
police Bearded Dragon: "sir? have you been eating crickets?"
Bearded dragon: "no, i haven't."
PBD: "sir, i am going to have to pat you down."
BD: "i promise i havent."
*PBD licks BD*
PBD: "alright, you are in the clear."
(i am laughing so hard right now.)
BD: thank you, officer."
PBD: good day.