You know you own a bearded dragon when......

[Elelia]

When breeding a colony of roaches is done without a second thought haha. :mrgreen:

 

[jdishon95]

When people tell you "You only use snapchat and instagram to post pictures of lizards". :lol:

 

[Virginiakay]

LOL so funny. I have to share a couple of funny stories. I have moved my beardie (Ngarrange) into my computer room while I have the table his tank was on ready for when his new enclosure shows up. anyways I am on the computer and I hear him scratching at the walls of his tank like his tail is on fire. So I look and he is acting like he wants out. Well he usually is so calm that this struck me as odd. Well I got up and took a closer look and found a pile of poo on the floor of his tank. Well he has learned that whenever he poos I take him out and give him a bath then clean out his tank and put in a new rug and wash anything that might be messed up then put him back in. So I am guessing that he was telling me... "I did my job NOW you do yours" lol After I cleaned his tank he calmed right down. I had to laugh.
The other story is ..... I moved the crickets into the computer room so that I could start staining the new enclosure and stupid me put the two tanks together. Well I left the room to start staining and came back into the computer room to get some tape and he was attacking the wall of his tank trying to get to the crickets. His beard was flared and black telling me that it was a cruel trick to put food where he can see but cant touch. I immediately moved the tank out of site and gave him about 6 crickets for his trouble. LOL

 

[Virginiakay]

How come I keep making double comments lol ignore this one lol

 

[GiseleC]

when you get all sappy and happy when your dragon does that adorable butt wiggle :love5:
or when you stroke his beard and he licks your finger *swoon* <3

 

[MyBilbo]

You have more pictures of your Dragon than you have had 11 months than of your partner you been with for nearly 4 years!!

And having ng to buy crickets on a Thursday on the way to work and because you can't be bothered to take them home you take them to the office ... One Person even thought it was raining haha

 

[Ashleyblake2010]

When you can't wait to get home and have nighttime snuggles with your beardie!

 

[Tehachopi]

When every time you leave the house you consider taking your beardie even if it is just to get the mail....still looking for an excuse to take him in Walmart with me. Already got him into a Subway restaurant. Took the people there until I was paying to notice my boy was a live lizard! XD

 

[Heyimbrit]

I take mine to Walmart all the time. I put a small hand towel in the infant seat part and let him relax there. Whenever I take him into anywhere serving food, I wrap him in his towel. Some people don't want to see a lizard when they're eating.

 

[Solfegge]

Your entire instagram and phone camera cache is filled with pictures of your dragon <3

 

[Magicmed]

You check this forum periodically throughout the day, including on your vapor/smoke breaks at work/school >.>

 

[YahMezSoup]

You check this forum periodically throughout the day, including on your vapor/smoke breaks at work/school >.>

Haha you've just described my life.

 

[Beardiemom7]

I thought of these today :lol:

-when you cheer your baby boy on as he bobs and dances for your girl!
-when your husband gets jealous because you spend more time and money on your scaly children than gaming with him :roll:
-when you get excited on a beautiful day because you want to take your beardies outside instead of taking the dogs for a walk
-when you go to your local pet store for supplies, and MUST stop to gaze at the adorable baby beardies.
-when you see a cricket outside, look at it, and say "you are lucky buddy! I don't know where you've been and what you've eaten." then walk away :wink:
-when you go to the home improvement store, walk down the flooring aisle, and think how great the slate tile would be for the beardies' viv!

 

[Tehachopi]

I thought of these today :lol:

-when you cheer your baby boy on as he bobs and dances for your girl!
-when your husband gets jealous because you spend more time and money on your scaly children than gaming with him :roll:
-when you get excited on a beautiful day because you want to take your beardies outside instead of taking the dogs for a walk
-when you go to your local pet store for supplies, and MUST stop to gaze at the adorable baby beardies.
-when you see a cricket outside, look at it, and say "you are lucky buddy! I don't know where you've been and what you've eaten." then walk away :wink:
-when you go to the home improvement store, walk down the flooring aisle, and think how great the slate tile would be for the beardies' viv!

When going to the local pet store requires a beardie on your shoulder XD.

When your family asks what you want for Christmas and you show them an amazon wish list full of beardie stuff you want but possibly can't see the sense in buying yourself.

When you have an emergency kit for your beardie but not even a first aid kit in the house.

When a light bulb burning our or a lack of crickets is a real emergency!

 

[Beardiemom7]

These are so perfect! love it :lol: