You know you own a bearded dragon when......

[Solfegge]

I have no idea if this topic has come up before, but here goes nothing.....

My list:

- Poop becomes a very important and interesting subject
- You start to worry about the health and habitat of roaches
- You can identify the smell of a cricket from a mile away
- "Nonono, those fancy, organic vegetables are for my lizard. I'm just having this burger."
- There is absolutely nothing weird about mashing your face into your lizard's belly and inhaling deeply

Go forth! Add your own experiences!

 

[KRayne]

Omg that's hilarious and so true!

 

[destiny1998]

:laughing6: :love5: So true.

 

[tl94yq]

when you are relived cause your beardie pooped on you after not pooping for two days.

 

[ToothlessTheDragon]

when you are relived cause your beardie pooped on you after not pooping for two days.

HAHAHA soo true

 

[SukiLove]

You realize most of the pictures taken on your phone are of your bearded dragon or related to your bearded dragon, i.e. your growing roach colony. :lol:

 

[KRayne]

When your lizard becomes your favourite outfit accessory because you keep wanting 5 more minutes of snuggle time :love5: :lol:

 

[DwighttheDragon]

When your worms are delivered FedEx to your workplace and you think its completely normal (my co-workers just chuckle at me)

 

[SukiLove]

When your worms are delivered FedEx to your workplace and you think its completely normal (my co-workers just chuckle at me)

Haha, to add to that: When you can walk into your post office and the people there all know you are coming in to pick up a shipment of bugs. :lol: I don't even have to say my name, I walk through the door and they have them ready to hand to me before I get to the counter.

 

[ToothlessTheDragon]

you know you have a bearded dragon,when all your profile pictures are your beardies face.
:love5: :lol:

 

[Rheagal17]

When a smelly poop is a good thing

 

[Heyimbrit]

When you pick up your crickets for the week then end up having to shove them in your purse because you can't leave them in the car during the summer when you go in the store.

 

[SukiLove]

When you pick up your crickets for the week then end up having to shove them in your purse because you can't leave them in the car during the summer when you go in the store.

I used to put mine in the child seat of the grocery carts. :lol:

 

[SukiLove]

I had an epiphany the other day when my sister was over and she was looking into all the cages, she was looking in at the Anoles when she jumped back with a look of horror on her face and asked "what the hell are those!? Do they eat that!!?" Referring to the phoenix worms in the dish. It never occurred to me that what I see as phoenix worms, other people see as maggots. :lol:

 

[Tylerman]

When your beardie poops on you when you take them out to a pet store.. Mine didn't poop all day, sure enough at like 7, she pooped on me at the pet store!!!