What I say, and what Basil hears!

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What I say: Basil, you’re my little friend.

What Basil hears: Basil, you’re my little snack.

What I say: I’m petting you gently.

What Basil hears: I’m bothering you gently.

What I say: I’m rubbing your belly.

What Basil hears: I’m feeling the meat.

What I say: Basil, do you like crickets or superworms better?

What Basil hears: Basil, do you like food or food better?

What I say: Why won’t you eat calcium powder?

What Basil hears: Why won’t you eat beardie crack?

What I say: It’s time for your bath.

What Basil hears: It’s time for water.

What I say: Basil, do you remember hatching?

What Basil hears: Basil, do you remember the beginning?

What I say: Do you remember the breeders house?

What Basil hears: Do you remember your real home?

What I say: Do you remember Tarry’s aquarium, Basil?

What Basil hears: Do you remember the before time, Basil?

What I say: Do you remember the first time I held you?

What Basil hears: Do you remember the first time I caught you?

What I say: Basil, do you remember when I bought you from the pet shop?

What Basil hears: Basil, do you remember when I made the deal with the other predator?

What I say: Do you remember your siblings, Basil?

What Basil hears: Do you remember the rivals, Basil?

What I say: I want to hug you!

What Basil hears: I want to squish you!

What I say: Do you like your snuggy?

What Basil hears: Do you like the straightjacket?

What I say: It’s time to go into my closet, and read with me.

What Basil hears: I’m taking you into the strange place.

What I say: Basil! Why are you black bearding?

What Basil hears: Basil! Why are you angry?

What I say: I’m cleaning your tank today, Basil.

What Basil hears: I’m getting rid of your scent today, Basil.

What I say: Do you like being outside, Basil?

What Basil hears: Do you like being free, Basil?

Thats it, tell me what you think :study:
 

Menolly

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Mine are typically along the same lines.

Ish stare.

Me: What's up Ish?

Ish: I've been in my glass prison for ten minutes, time to take me out slave.

Me: You aren't even warm yet, you should really bask.

Ish: Listen slave, I didn't ask for your opinion. I expect you to see and obey. Now take me oooooooooouuuuuut!

Me: No you've just been seriously ill, the last thing you need is to catch a respiratory infection now with the state your lungs are in.

Ish: Slave, I don't think you understand the issue. I've been in this glass prison for ten whole minutes. Take me out. TAKE ME OUT NOW!

Me: No.

Ish: I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate you! *starts blowing up the beard*
You will soon feel my wrath. Just wait. Just wait.

Me: Sigh.

Ish: FEEL MY WRATH!
 
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